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So as it turns out, the center of our galaxy tastes like raspberries and smells like Rum. I think this is conclusive evidence that God had a few too many Bangkok Monkeyshockers when he started this place.

Shut up, my theory of our universe being created because God was on a wicked bender is just as valid as any other Creationist theory!

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Speaking of crazy drinks, has anyone here actually tried Simon.'s recipe for a The Ghost of Creamy Steve?

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Guardian Article wrote:While scouring their data, the team also found evidence for the lethal chemical propyl cyanide in the same cloud. The two molecules are the largest yet discovered in deep space.
I think it's fair to say that this may have been God's last Bangkok Monkeyshocker, probably just got fed up with his creation, or suffered from an existential crisis. Either way, it was quite sad to hear of his passing, I barely got to know the guy.
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Edminster wrote:Shut up, my theory of our universe being created because God was on a wicked bender is just as valid as any other Creationist theory!
I prefer Family Guy's Creation Theory...
Apparently I don't have a clip :(
Basically, God was arm wrestling his roommate Chug when he farted and threw it into Chugs face. He then felt another one coming and got Chugs lighter to light it and out came the universe... that'd be why it was the "big bang"
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Edminster wrote:tastes like raspberries and smells like Rum
served chilled in the vaccuum of space with a garnish of lonely photons from some distant star.

Now, if you can just get your helmet off and open your mouth quickly enough to taste it before your skin freezes from the lack of heat, and your blood boils from the lack of pressure, enjoy!

Man, I made myself thirsty.

EDIT: I also made myself curious about what actually happens if you found yourself suddenly just floating out in space.
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So they don't just balloon up and explode like that episode of the simpsons?
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SIMPSONS DID IT AHMET STOP STEALING FROM THE SIMPSONS

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I ALREADY DID SIMPSONS DID IT, STOP STEALING FROM ME CIRTUR
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YOU'RE STEALING FROM THE SIMPSONS OR SOMETHING

SOMEHOW I AM NOT IN THE WRONG

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SOMEHOW I AM NOT IN THE CAPS LOCK, I AM JUST HOLDING THE Shift key.
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Cirtur wrote:YOU'RE STEALING FROM THE SIMPSONS OR SOMETHING

SOMEHOW I AM NOT IN THE WRONG
TECHNICALLY I WAS STEALING IT FROM SOUTH PARK, BUT IN TERMS OF POST IDEAS, YOU'RE A DIRTY THIEF
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RUBBER GLUE AND SO FORTH

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ARE WE STILL ON FOR OUR WEEKLY "TEA AND A LIVELY DEBATE" ON SATURDAY? I DO SO ENJOY IT
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AS DO I IT IS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY WEEK.

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EXCELLENT. I WILL SEE YOU THEN.
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I AM NOT TARDY. AM I ALLOWED TO BLAME THE JEW?
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