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Real life SUPERHEROS!?

Postby Khazd » Wed Apr 29, 2009 3:53 pm

Been all over the news today. Seems there is an actual league of heroes in the US. Oddly enough, none in Canadia. Take a look at these guys in the registry and see which hero you can call on if you ever need one!! And it looks like the closest to me would be in NY and goes by the name of the Furious Felcher.. wow. I say we should all join just to be super cool like these guys! So the question, what would you use as a super-hero name, and what would you wear?
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Re: Real life SUPERHEROS!?

Postby astasia » Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:11 pm

I am somehow unsurprised that these super heroes look very similar to nerds dressed up for a comicon.
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Re: Real life SUPERHEROS!?

Postby Lethal Interjection » Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:13 pm

I think I'd prefer to call on Bi-Polar Man.
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Re: Real life SUPERHEROS!?

Postby astasia » Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:22 pm

If I was a super hero, I would be anxiety girl.

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Re: Real life SUPERHEROS!?

Postby AHMETxRock » Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:30 pm

Wow. You can't call yourself anything with the word arrow in it unless you shoot arrows or something.
This guys are viligantees, or bounty hunters with certification? I mean, this is some illegal stuff going on.
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Re: Real life SUPERHEROS!?

Postby Khazd » Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:45 pm

Illegal, but funny. That's why I don't think they are being taken seriously. Look at the CNN vid clip .here
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Re: Real life SUPERHEROS!?

Postby AHMETxRock » Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:01 pm

This would be my outfit.
The black and white outfit would be default, and the red and black is the typical opposite costumed villain that everyone seems to have.
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Re: Real life SUPERHEROS!?

Postby FengharTheNord » Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:14 pm

I think "The Black Monday Society" is probably the most badass name for a superhero group ever. I read a whole bunch about this stuff from various articles around the webz. I think there is even a movie about the fake superheroes.
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Re: Real life SUPERHEROS!?

Postby Lethal Interjection » Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:22 pm

We should start a large-scale criminal association to counter them.*

*Oh wait, it already exists. It is called the NAACP.**
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Re: Real life SUPERHEROS!?

Postby FengharTheNord » Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:50 pm

Some of them don't pretend to fight crime. This one guy just dresses up as a super hero to amuse the kids at this children's hospital where he volunteers to help out.

My favorite guy is Tothian, because he just slightly ripped off the green lantern logo and because his identity is listed as "Secret" even though he has no mask.
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Re: Real life SUPERHEROS!?

Postby AHMETxRock » Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:51 pm

Now that's a real hero.
Also, no one is telling me how cool my hero design is. I will assume that everyone feels it is so.
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Re: Real life SUPERHEROS!?

Postby Edminster » Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:52 pm

I would say it's 'cool' in the sense that it explains what one of your many many avatars was.
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Re: Real life SUPERHEROS!?

Postby AHMETxRock » Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:53 pm

I totally designed the mask first.
I got my paper cutout mask picture on the yearbook cover. I can scan that for you folks if you'd like to see it.
Also, you might notice how sexy I am, ladies and ed.
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Re: Real life SUPERHEROS!?

Postby FengharTheNord » Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:56 pm

Actually, I was wrong. I was just looking at the registry and the guy I was thinking of does do that, but he also tries to fight crime and believes he has voodoo powers or some such nonsense.
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Re: Real life SUPERHEROS!?

Postby Edminster » Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:59 pm

I just find it sad how almost all of the quotes about the superheroes are taken from their MySpace page.
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