Real life SUPERHEROS!?

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Re: Real life SUPERHEROS!?

Postby Untrustable » Sat May 02, 2009 11:56 pm

Dammit, I should've said, "on a darker note"
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Re: Real life SUPERHEROS!?

Postby Edminster » Sun May 03, 2009 12:03 am

What, just because Cirtur is Black everythings gotta be 'dark' around him? You really are a racist.
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Re: Real life SUPERHEROS!?

Postby Cirtur » Sun May 03, 2009 12:04 am

Thanks Ed. You are going to get some tonight.
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Re: Real life SUPERHEROS!?

Postby cheez.wiz » Sun May 03, 2009 3:27 am

Some pie?
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Re: Real life SUPERHEROS!?

Postby Edminster » Sun May 03, 2009 3:41 am

Yes. Some of Cirtur's delicious pie.

Would Zach the Magnificent be a Hero, or a Villain? From our point of view he is most definitely a Hero, but he does attempt to take over the Internet in two years and four months, and the rest of the world takes a very dim view of that.
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Re: Real life SUPERHEROS!?

Postby Lethal Interjection » Sun May 03, 2009 4:45 am

I like how this new guy says "lighter side" and gets called a racist, but earlier in the thread I make a joke about a villian registry being redundant to the NAACP, and no one bats an eye.
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Re: Real life SUPERHEROS!?

Postby AHMETxRock » Sun May 03, 2009 1:19 pm

Intelligent racism really does wonders. If you can say something that isn't overtly racist, people have no choice to accept what you're saying.
Like, for example, African Americans tend to be fast runners because those with genetics that ade them slow got caught when attempting to escape from their slave masters way back when.
Was that racism? WHO KNOWS. LET'S ASK THE ANTI-FLASH!
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Re: Real life SUPERHEROS!?

Postby Cirtur » Sun May 03, 2009 1:26 pm

I am so offended because of your racism.

Watch this video so that you can become less racist.
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Re: Real life SUPERHEROS!?

Postby cheez.wiz » Sun May 03, 2009 4:02 pm

AHMETxRock wrote:Intelligent racism really does wonders. If you can say something that isn't overtly racist, people have no choice to accept what you're saying.
Like, for example, African Americans tend to be fast runners because those with genetics that ade them slow got caught when attempting to escape from their slave masters way back when.
Was that racism? WHO KNOWS. LET'S ASK THE ANTI-FLASH!

Yeah, because we all know that only slaves that could run away from their slave masters survived...
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Re: Real life SUPERHEROS!?

Postby LordRetard » Sun May 03, 2009 4:55 pm

cheez.wiz wrote:Yeah, because we all know that only slaves that could run away from their slave masters survived...

Ohh... So that's why they all run so fast! I thought all of the slow ones were in prison or something.

Slaves. That's what we're talking about.
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Re: Real life SUPERHEROS!?

Postby Sahan » Mon May 04, 2009 8:40 am

Pretty sure it was because humanity never really become supreme top dogs in Africa like we did in all the other continents. Hence most African populations still had to work very hard for survival for a lot longer, whilst the rest of the world went about farming and being lazy thanks to technology. African kids in Africa are piss weak though, half of them look like they can't stand on their own feet. I can them beat easy.
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Re: Real life SUPERHEROS!?

Postby FengharTheNord » Mon May 04, 2009 10:16 am

There is no feeling like the feeling you get when you are beating down 10 attacking toddlers due to your superior grown-up strength.
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Re: Real life SUPERHEROS!?

Postby Cirtur » Mon May 04, 2009 10:28 am

You've missed the point entirely, Sahan was pointing out how white people are better at fighting than black people. Bravo
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Re: Real life SUPERHEROS!?

Postby FengharTheNord » Mon May 04, 2009 10:32 am

I beg to differ, black people usually travel in packs- and although you might be able to beat one they just keep coming at you.

White people don't do that. They are too busy stocking things and checking their watches. Cuz that's what white people do.
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Re: Real life SUPERHEROS!?

Postby Cirtur » Mon May 04, 2009 10:46 am

Yeah white people are too busy walking like this while black people are walking like this.
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