Real life SUPERHEROS!?

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Re: Real life SUPERHEROS!?

Postby FengharTheNord » Mon May 04, 2009 11:27 am

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Re: Real life SUPERHEROS!?

Postby AHMETxRock » Mon May 04, 2009 1:30 pm

The truth is, black people aren't black, and white people aren't white. Even if we reason that there are certain ways our brain handles the colors, it does nothing to reflect the people that are named after these colors. Until pretty recently, with the huge assimilation process going on, there was no such thing as black or white. You were a brit, or a german, or a frank, or a scott, instead of just calling yourself white. Every country has a nationalist movement, and seeing as how we cheated out all the people that were here first and shoved them into reservations, we had to strip the people of their alliances.
It's hugely successful. I identify as white, but I know what those parts are and show no particular allegiance to it.

Now, I'm a bit wary of the super hero thing. Yeah, I can go beat up people for crime. However, my system of morals should not be pressed upon others.
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Re: Real life SUPERHEROS!?

Postby Cirtur » Mon May 04, 2009 1:54 pm

How do you define crime? As breaking the law? But that means that your definition would change depending on which country or even city you were in. You beating someone up for crime is the same as your system of moral because you have thought it up.
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Re: Real life SUPERHEROS!?

Postby FengharTheNord » Tue May 05, 2009 1:15 am

From what I understand they just act as citizen police(i.e. telling people not to litter, helping cats out of trees, that sort of nonsense) and/or with a personal bias, like that girl who would pretty much seek out women at parties getting into it rough with their partner and "saving" them.

Or like the frakkin black monday society who drop in on drug deals and bring the beat down.

Anyways, the kind of crime they or you would fight would most likely not be that grey. It would be stuff like littering or assault or burglary.
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Re: Real life SUPERHEROS!?

Postby AHMETxRock » Tue May 05, 2009 1:21 am

FengharTheNord wrote:It would be stuff like littering or assault or burglary.

Littering would be a hilarious offense. Captain Planet, anyone?

Also, what about a hero that fights against Loitering? TOTALLY MY IDEA GUYS. I CALL THIS ONE.
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Re: Real life SUPERHEROS!?

Postby mountainmage » Tue May 05, 2009 1:21 am

I like the idea...what would you call yourself?
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Re: Real life SUPERHEROS!?

Postby AHMETxRock » Tue May 05, 2009 1:27 am

The lost lurker? When I don't have a billion essays to finish, I'll give it some thought. I've got some things I hope to tacke soon.
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Re: Real life SUPERHEROS!?

Postby Busalonium » Sun May 10, 2009 10:17 am

Why do they have an arch nemesis field even though none of them actually have a real arch nemesis.

This looks like a job for...

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Re: Real life SUPERHEROS!?

Postby hawhaw1267 » Tue May 12, 2009 10:05 pm

If only there was a real life Dr. Doom. I'd vote for him!
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Re: Real life SUPERHEROS!?

Postby Busalonium » Sun May 17, 2009 10:33 am

hawhaw1267 wrote:If only there was a real life Dr. Doom. I'd vote for him!

Someone should start a supervillian registary. You could be Dr. Doom.
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Re: Real life SUPERHEROS!?

Postby Rainbow » Thu May 21, 2009 1:00 pm

I wanna be the Black Rainbow.
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Re: Real life SUPERHEROS!?

Postby Khazd » Thu May 21, 2009 1:09 pm

Wouldn't work, people would mistake you for the Black half Circle.
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Re: Real life SUPERHEROS!?

Postby Rainbow » Thu May 21, 2009 1:12 pm

Khazd wrote:Wouldn't work, people would mistake you for the Black half Circle.

That's the awesome part.
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Re: Real life SUPERHEROS!?

Postby Cirtur » Fri May 22, 2009 10:00 pm

It's the..........................................hba part!
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Re: Real life SUPERHEROS!?

Postby Edminster » Sat May 23, 2009 12:01 am

Cirtur wrote:It's the..........................................hba part!

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