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Oh my jebus I was right...

Postby Frostbite » Fri May 01, 2009 7:07 am

Swine Flu really is ushering in the zombie apocalypse.

http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm
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Postby Sahan » Fri May 01, 2009 8:26 am

The fact that they linked to that fake story confirms this is also fake. They shouldn't be playing tricks like this though. People have already been acting really stupid due to fear of the swine flu, convincing them to panic even more is just like shooting fish in a barrel.
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Re: Oh my jebus I was right...

Postby mountainmage » Fri May 01, 2009 10:09 am

Clearly, people haven't realized that there's already a cure. Have Emeril pop out with some sizzling bacon. If you get this reference, congratulations! (Am I a loser because this was the first thing I thought of when I heard about the outbreak?)
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Re: Oh my jebus I was right...

Postby AHMETxRock » Fri May 01, 2009 2:04 pm

OH GOD, I'LL NEVER BE CURED!

BTW, it's not called swine flu. They changed what it's called because pork sales were going down a ton.
Soon they'll relabel alcoholics so that it doesn't suggest the involvement of alcohol.

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Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Postby LordRetard » Fri May 01, 2009 8:50 pm

I have what is technically known as "a lack of self-control".
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Re: Oh my jebus I was right...

Postby FengharTheNord » Fri May 01, 2009 9:26 pm

mountainmage wrote:Clearly, people haven't realized that there's already a cure. Have Emeril pop out with some sizzling bacon. If you get this reference, congratulations! (Am I a loser because this was the first thing I thought of when I heard about the outbreak?)


I loved that episode of KND*

*It was Kids Next Door, wasn't it?
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Postby Edminster » Fri May 01, 2009 11:13 pm

Not as far as I can recall. I think there was a monkey involved, but I can't be certain. I do know that there were a bunch of diseases the kid got, and one of 'em had him singing like some singing-lady. Ella Fitzgerald, maybe?
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Re: Oh my jebus I was right...

Postby FengharTheNord » Fri May 01, 2009 11:16 pm

There was that chef guy or scientist guy from Kids Next Door though. The one that has like a crab arm or something.
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Re: Oh my jebus I was right...

Postby mountainmage » Sat May 02, 2009 12:41 am

Ah, I love you Fenghar and Khazd. It was called Kenny and the Chimp. And, yes the crab-doctor guy was in it, and there was a disease called Salmonella Fitzgerald.
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Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Sat May 02, 2009 4:10 am

FengharTheNord wrote:There was that chef guy or scientist guy from Kids Next Door though. The one that has like a crab arm or something.

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There can be only one*!


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Re: Oh my jebus I was right...

Postby mountainmage » Sat May 02, 2009 4:43 am

Zoidberg's a lobster, though.
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Re: Oh my jebus I was right...

Postby Lethal Interjection » Sat May 02, 2009 5:26 am

mountainmage wrote:Zoidberg's a lobster, though.


No, he's a decapodian. His lobster-like form is really just the adult stage, with several larval stages from all manner of sea-life.

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Re: Oh my jebus I was right...

Postby mountainmage » Sat May 02, 2009 5:29 am

You, or me?

Anyways, a crab was not one of the larval stages (I remember an oyster, a lamprey, trilobite, asexual coral, but not a crab). BOOM! Huge Futurama nerd, right here.
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Re: Oh my jebus I was right...

Postby Lethal Interjection » Sat May 02, 2009 5:33 am

mountainmage wrote:You, or me?

Anyways, a crab was not one of the larval stages (I remember an oyster, a lamprey, trilobite, asexual coral, but not a crab). BOOM! Huge Futurama nerd, right here.


Well, then, that makes both of us (I was referring to myself at first).
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