Page 1 of 6

Oh my jebus I was right...

Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 7:07 am
by Frostbite
Swine Flu really is ushering in the zombie apocalypse.

http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm

Re: Oh my jebus I was right...

Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 7:20 am
by LordRetard

Re: Oh my jebus I was right...

Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 8:26 am
by Sahan
The fact that they linked to that fake story confirms this is also fake. They shouldn't be playing tricks like this though. People have already been acting really stupid due to fear of the swine flu, convincing them to panic even more is just like shooting fish in a barrel.

Re: Oh my jebus I was right...

Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 10:09 am
by mountainmage
Clearly, people haven't realized that there's already a cure. Have Emeril pop out with some sizzling bacon. If you get this reference, congratulations! (Am I a loser because this was the first thing I thought of when I heard about the outbreak?)

Re: Oh my jebus I was right...

Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 2:04 pm
by AHMETxRock
OH GOD, I'LL NEVER BE CURED!

BTW, it's not called swine flu. They changed what it's called because pork sales were going down a ton.
Soon they'll relabel alcoholics so that it doesn't suggest the involvement of alcohol.

My point is everything I don't like sucks and you're not going to change my mind.

Re: Oh my jebus I was right...

Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 8:50 pm
by LordRetard
I have what is technically known as "a lack of self-control".

Re: Oh my jebus I was right...

Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 9:26 pm
by FengharTheNord
mountainmage wrote:Clearly, people haven't realized that there's already a cure. Have Emeril pop out with some sizzling bacon. If you get this reference, congratulations! (Am I a loser because this was the first thing I thought of when I heard about the outbreak?)
I loved that episode of KND*

*It was Kids Next Door, wasn't it?

Re: Oh my jebus I was right...

Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 11:13 pm
by Edminster
Not as far as I can recall. I think there was a monkey involved, but I can't be certain. I do know that there were a bunch of diseases the kid got, and one of 'em had him singing like some singing-lady. Ella Fitzgerald, maybe?

Re: Oh my jebus I was right...

Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 11:16 pm
by FengharTheNord
There was that chef guy or scientist guy from Kids Next Door though. The one that has like a crab arm or something.

Re: Oh my jebus I was right...

Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 12:41 am
by mountainmage
Ah, I love you Fenghar and Khazd. It was called Kenny and the Chimp. And, yes the crab-doctor guy was in it, and there was a disease called Salmonella Fitzgerald.

Re: Oh my jebus I was right...

Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 4:10 am
by Oldrac the Chitinous
FengharTheNord wrote:There was that chef guy or scientist guy from Kids Next Door though. The one that has like a crab arm or something.
Image
There can be only one*!


*I have no idea what you guys are talking about.

Re: Oh my jebus I was right...

Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 4:43 am
by mountainmage
Zoidberg's a lobster, though.

Re: Oh my jebus I was right...

Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 5:26 am
by Lethal Interjection
mountainmage wrote:Zoidberg's a lobster, though.
No, he's a decapodian. His lobster-like form is really just the adult stage, with several larval stages from all manner of sea-life.

NERD!

Re: Oh my jebus I was right...

Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 5:29 am
by mountainmage
You, or me?

Anyways, a crab was not one of the larval stages (I remember an oyster, a lamprey, trilobite, asexual coral, but not a crab). BOOM! Huge Futurama nerd, right here.

Re: Oh my jebus I was right...

Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 5:33 am
by Lethal Interjection
mountainmage wrote:You, or me?

Anyways, a crab was not one of the larval stages (I remember an oyster, a lamprey, trilobite, asexual coral, but not a crab). BOOM! Huge Futurama nerd, right here.
Well, then, that makes both of us (I was referring to myself at first).