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Postby mountainmage » Sat May 02, 2009 5:34 am

Kekeke. It truly is a great show.
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Re: Oh my jebus I was right...

Postby FengharTheNord » Sun May 03, 2009 8:37 pm

WAS

WAS a great show.

Now it's just re-runs and movies :'(
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Re: Oh my jebus I was right...

Postby mountainmage » Tue May 05, 2009 12:47 am

Hey! The movies are funny, and the show is still funny, even if it is just reruns.

Also, two reported cases of Swine Flu semi-near me! Whoo! One teenage girl is totally fine, but a 18 month old baby died.
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Postby FengharTheNord » Tue May 05, 2009 1:10 am

Yes they are, but I am sore about it being canceled.

Also, they need some swine flu up in this piece so school can be closed.
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Re: Oh my jebus I was right...

Postby mountainmage » Tue May 05, 2009 1:13 am

Honestly, this is a mass pandemic or hysteria, not a mass pandemic of Swine Flu. Swine flu's symptoms are pretty identical to the regular flu, which people die from every year. It's not a big deal...we're making a mountain out of a molehill. I don't get to use that expression often, but it fits this situation perfectly.
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Postby AHMETxRock » Tue May 05, 2009 1:25 am

mountainmage wrote:It fits this situation perfectly.

That's what she said.
I didn't panic for a moment. I've long since realized the media are just bastards.

Think of the government as a farmer or something. We are all just a bunch of chickens, being raised for slaughter. If we all sit around and do nothing, we will be content, but we'll gather fat and become unhealthy. The farmer needs to make us constantly run around, beefing us up until desired results are achieved.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Re: Oh my jebus I was right...

Postby mountainmage » Tue May 05, 2009 2:13 am

Don't we want fat chickens though? More meat!
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Postby FengharTheNord » Tue May 05, 2009 2:23 am

Actually chickens raised in a coop are much more tender and delicious than your typical free-range chicken. Those are good because they got to live a nice little life runnin around and bein' chickens and whatnot.

Also, "Teh Governments" aren't out to get us, stupid, mean, vicious, hateful people are.
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Postby AHMETxRock » Tue May 05, 2009 2:33 am

Obviously. Anarchy means giving all those jerks free-reign to push us around. At least they need to HIDE their assholeness in Democracy.
And you ever hear the expression, cut the fat? You want lean meat. It's healtier and tastier, as well as providing better grade and a higher quantity.

If we were to lose our instant food supply, consuming fat when food isn't abundant might be better to continuing to live. Then again, meat is a delicacy when there is famine or just REALLY widespread poverty.
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Re: Oh my jebus I was right...

Postby LordRetard » Tue May 05, 2009 2:46 am

mountainmage wrote:Honestly, this is a mass pandemic or hysteria, not a mass pandemic of Swine Flu. Swine flu's symptoms are pretty identical to the regular flu, which people die from every year. It's not a big deal...we're making a mountain out of a molehill. I don't get to use that expression often, but it fits this situation perfectly.

Yes, although I am glad that governments are doing their best to quarantine it; we don't need more flu strains running around unchecked. Once we start producing vaccines then everything will be fine.
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Re: Oh my jebus I was right...

Postby FengharTheNord » Tue May 05, 2009 2:58 am

I just want to get out of school.
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Re: Oh my jebus I was right...

Postby mountainmage » Tue May 05, 2009 2:59 am

I've been out for Summer break for almost a week now.
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Re: Oh my jebus I was right...

Postby FengharTheNord » Tue May 05, 2009 3:15 am

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

I still gots a couple weeks and an AP test till I'm out.
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Re: Oh my jebus I was right...

Postby mountainmage » Tue May 05, 2009 3:17 am

AP test? So you're still in high school?
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Re: Oh my jebus I was right...

Postby FengharTheNord » Tue May 05, 2009 3:26 am

Ew, yes.

BUT I'M MACHURE FOR MY AGE LOL
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