Betty vs Veronica
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Re: Betty vs Veronica
Veronica?
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Lethal we should so write this comic! I think it could become popular againLethal Interjection wrote:Oh, that could happen very easily. I never quite understood why Midge was with Moose. I mean, she isn't exactly your typical athletic bunny. But Reggie and Moose's awkward fumblings in the locker room? Absolutely.mountainmage wrote:Maybe Reggie will hook up with Moose.
Okay, maybe not Reggie, but Veronica I could definitely see. After a big Riverdale win, Veronica seducing Moose and having a night of half-drunk love. Veronica, being a terrible bitch, then spreads this fact (or even video!) around so that Midge and Moose would be embarassed into breaking up, after Moose's mistake. Moose and Veronica get married two years into his college football career, but he blows his ACL irreparably and can't play football again. Their marriage digresses, and Veronica starts up a lesbian affair with Ethel, who was the horse trainer at Veronica's stable.
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I would read this comic again if this is what the stories were like. I'm just sayin'.wolf wrote:Lethal we should so write this comic! I think it could become popular againLethal Interjection wrote:Oh, that could happen very easily. I never quite understood why Midge was with Moose. I mean, she isn't exactly your typical athletic bunny. But Reggie and Moose's awkward fumblings in the locker room? Absolutely.mountainmage wrote:Maybe Reggie will hook up with Moose.
Okay, maybe not Reggie, but Veronica I could definitely see. After a big Riverdale win, Veronica seducing Moose and having a night of half-drunk love. Veronica, being a terrible bitch, then spreads this fact (or even video!) around so that Midge and Moose would be embarassed into breaking up, after Moose's mistake. Moose and Veronica get married two years into his college football career, but he blows his ACL irreparably and can't play football again. Their marriage digresses, and Veronica starts up a lesbian affair with Ethel, who was the horse trainer at Veronica's stable.
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I think the horse stable was the crucial plot point. Someone needs to bring some horse sex into this comic.
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I agree. I loved your little storyline, and I loved making my own. Hooray for psychoanalyzing Archie characters!wolf wrote: Lethal we should so write this comic! I think it could become popular again
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Anyone else here read today's Medium Large?
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Re: Betty vs Veronica
Well, I have now.
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You know I picture Betty more as the one that wouldn't get an abortion. She strikes me as a goodie-goodie Christian "life starts at conception" type. Veronica strikes me as "I am NOT ruining my figure" type.
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And Archie seems like the type that he has no idea what to use his penis for other than to go number 1 with. (Two penis jokes in one day, I'm on a roll)
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I agree about Betty, but at the same time she seems so codependent that she might just do anything to have Archie stay with her.wolf wrote:You know I picture Betty more as the one that wouldn't get an abortion. She strikes me as a goodie-goodie Christian "life starts at conception" type. Veronica strikes me as "I am NOT ruining my figure" type.
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I kinda thought that too but it is a great way to rope Archie into marriage. Think about it, the boy is also a goodie goodie if he got a girl preggers and kept it I'm sure he would stick around. The kid doesn't have the balls to runLethal Interjection wrote: I agree about Betty, but at the same time she seems so codependent that she might just do anything to have Archie stay with her.
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And the hilarity that would ensue! Archie with a kid would probably be a lot funnier than Archie without.wolf wrote:I kinda thought that too but it is a great way to rope Archie into marriage. Think about it, the boy is also a goodie goodie if he got a girl preggers and kept it I'm sure he would stick around. The kid doesn't have the balls to runLethal Interjection wrote: I agree about Betty, but at the same time she seems so codependent that she might just do anything to have Archie stay with her.
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On the topic of Archie comics, I really identify with Jughead. I'm a slacker who loves hamburgers.
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Didn't they do that with Fisher, and they blew it?Lethal Interjection wrote:And the hilarity that would ensue! Archie with a kid would probably be a lot funnier than Archie without.
I think that basically includes all of my friends that could eat beef (the ones who didn't ate some other crazy thing because of religion or something).mountainmage wrote:On the topic of Archie comics, I really identify with Jughead. I'm a slacker who loves hamburgers.
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I could literally eat a hamburger everyday, sometimes even twice a day. I did this at college a lot, since sometimes they just didn't have anything else I liked.
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