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Re: Betty vs Veronica

Postby hawhaw1267 » Fri May 29, 2009 3:52 am

Veronica?
....eh...I'd tap that
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Re: Betty vs Veronica

Postby wolf » Fri May 29, 2009 3:56 am

Lethal Interjection wrote:
mountainmage wrote:Maybe Reggie will hook up with Moose.


Oh, that could happen very easily. I never quite understood why Midge was with Moose. I mean, she isn't exactly your typical athletic bunny. But Reggie and Moose's awkward fumblings in the locker room? Absolutely.
Okay, maybe not Reggie, but Veronica I could definitely see. After a big Riverdale win, Veronica seducing Moose and having a night of half-drunk love. Veronica, being a terrible bitch, then spreads this fact (or even video!) around so that Midge and Moose would be embarassed into breaking up, after Moose's mistake. Moose and Veronica get married two years into his college football career, but he blows his ACL irreparably and can't play football again. Their marriage digresses, and Veronica starts up a lesbian affair with Ethel, who was the horse trainer at Veronica's stable.


Lethal we should so write this comic! I think it could become popular again
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Re: Betty vs Veronica

Postby smiley_cow » Fri May 29, 2009 3:56 am

wolf wrote:
Lethal Interjection wrote:
mountainmage wrote:Maybe Reggie will hook up with Moose.


Oh, that could happen very easily. I never quite understood why Midge was with Moose. I mean, she isn't exactly your typical athletic bunny. But Reggie and Moose's awkward fumblings in the locker room? Absolutely.
Okay, maybe not Reggie, but Veronica I could definitely see. After a big Riverdale win, Veronica seducing Moose and having a night of half-drunk love. Veronica, being a terrible bitch, then spreads this fact (or even video!) around so that Midge and Moose would be embarassed into breaking up, after Moose's mistake. Moose and Veronica get married two years into his college football career, but he blows his ACL irreparably and can't play football again. Their marriage digresses, and Veronica starts up a lesbian affair with Ethel, who was the horse trainer at Veronica's stable.


Lethal we should so write this comic! I think it could become popular again


I would read this comic again if this is what the stories were like. I'm just sayin'.
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Re: Betty vs Veronica

Postby AHMETxRock » Fri May 29, 2009 4:23 am

I think the horse stable was the crucial plot point. Someone needs to bring some horse sex into this comic.
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Re: Betty vs Veronica

Postby Lethal Interjection » Fri May 29, 2009 11:48 am

wolf wrote:Lethal we should so write this comic! I think it could become popular again


I agree. I loved your little storyline, and I loved making my own. Hooray for psychoanalyzing Archie characters!
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Re: Betty vs Veronica

Postby smiley_cow » Fri May 29, 2009 6:12 pm

Anyone else here read today's Medium Large?

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Re: Betty vs Veronica

Postby mountainmage » Fri May 29, 2009 6:13 pm

Well, I have now.
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Re: Betty vs Veronica

Postby wolf » Fri May 29, 2009 9:55 pm

You know I picture Betty more as the one that wouldn't get an abortion. She strikes me as a goodie-goodie Christian "life starts at conception" type. Veronica strikes me as "I am NOT ruining my figure" type.
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Re: Betty vs Veronica

Postby hawhaw1267 » Fri May 29, 2009 9:57 pm

And Archie seems like the type that he has no idea what to use his penis for other than to go number 1 with. (Two penis jokes in one day, I'm on a roll)
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Re: Betty vs Veronica

Postby Lethal Interjection » Fri May 29, 2009 10:14 pm

wolf wrote:You know I picture Betty more as the one that wouldn't get an abortion. She strikes me as a goodie-goodie Christian "life starts at conception" type. Veronica strikes me as "I am NOT ruining my figure" type.


I agree about Betty, but at the same time she seems so codependent that she might just do anything to have Archie stay with her.
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Re: Betty vs Veronica

Postby wolf » Sat May 30, 2009 2:36 am

Lethal Interjection wrote:I agree about Betty, but at the same time she seems so codependent that she might just do anything to have Archie stay with her.


I kinda thought that too but it is a great way to rope Archie into marriage. Think about it, the boy is also a goodie goodie if he got a girl preggers and kept it I'm sure he would stick around. The kid doesn't have the balls to run
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Re: Betty vs Veronica

Postby Lethal Interjection » Sat May 30, 2009 12:16 pm

wolf wrote:
Lethal Interjection wrote:I agree about Betty, but at the same time she seems so codependent that she might just do anything to have Archie stay with her.


I kinda thought that too but it is a great way to rope Archie into marriage. Think about it, the boy is also a goodie goodie if he got a girl preggers and kept it I'm sure he would stick around. The kid doesn't have the balls to run


And the hilarity that would ensue! Archie with a kid would probably be a lot funnier than Archie without.
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Re: Betty vs Veronica

Postby mountainmage » Sat May 30, 2009 12:20 pm

On the topic of Archie comics, I really identify with Jughead. I'm a slacker who loves hamburgers.
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Re: Betty vs Veronica

Postby LordRetard » Sat May 30, 2009 8:29 pm

Lethal Interjection wrote:And the hilarity that would ensue! Archie with a kid would probably be a lot funnier than Archie without.

Didn't they do that with Fisher, and they blew it?
mountainmage wrote:On the topic of Archie comics, I really identify with Jughead. I'm a slacker who loves hamburgers.

I think that basically includes all of my friends that could eat beef (the ones who didn't ate some other crazy thing because of religion or something).
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Re: Betty vs Veronica

Postby mountainmage » Sun May 31, 2009 7:02 am

I could literally eat a hamburger everyday, sometimes even twice a day. I did this at college a lot, since sometimes they just didn't have anything else I liked.
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