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mountainmage wrote:I could literally eat a hamburger everyday, sometimes even twice a day. I did this at college a lot, since sometimes they just didn't have anything else I liked.

A whole hamburger, man? Every day? Woah.

But since I have a duty to one-up people, I sometimes ate a large pizza for lunch. A couple of friends watched me one day and told me that they were disgusted. I dunno, though, I do like eating.

Damnit, I'm not saying eating the hamburger itself is anything special, but I could eat one everyday and not get tired of it.

Ah. Yeah, that makes sense. Hamburgers are pretty good. In fact I think I would get less tired than you.

Is that a challenge?

My chem teacher once said that Avogadro's Number was the number of hamburgers that I have eaten in my lifetime. It was not very nice of him*.

*I wasn't actually in that class, someone told me about it later, and I don't know if that's better or worse.

I've eaten a Pascal's triangle of hamburgers.

I've always kept my amount of hamburgers to prime numbers. I had only for a short team eaten 4, until I ate 5.

Cirtur wrote:I had only for a short team eaten 4, until I ate 5.

You made a temporary exception for a group of midgets?

No, I had to pause in my eating of hamburgers to eat them.

Cirtur wrote:No, I had to pause in my eating of hamburgers to eat them.

Really? Because you could stick their hand in the burger and begin to eat like that.
I'm just saying that I could eat midgets and burgers at the same time.

Especially if some of the female midgets are a little meaty down there.

I hear there is something going on between the two dudes. This picture pretty much confirms that. I don't know nothin' 'bout this comic, though. What is the comic?

Archie comics.