Giant Traffic Barrel Monster: Herald of the New Apocalypse?

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Re: Giant Traffic Barrel Monster: Herald of the New Apocalypse?

Postby AHMETxRock » Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:37 am

And what are the senses, even? Mere delusions. Therefore, your honor, could you say that I REALLY am guilty of sexual assault?
Ya know, philosophically?
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Re: Giant Traffic Barrel Monster: Herald of the New Apocalypse?

Postby Edminster » Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:40 am

The Court rules that AHMETxRock has only philosophically violated Philosophical Zombies, and has therefore commited no offence.
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Re: Giant Traffic Barrel Monster: Herald of the New Apocalypse?

Postby LordRetard » Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:42 am

Philosophical necrophilia is the best.
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Re: Giant Traffic Barrel Monster: Herald of the New Apocalypse?

Postby Phoenix » Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:26 am

Oh totally. I mean, why even bother with making it philisophical?
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Re: Giant Traffic Barrel Monster: Herald of the New Apocalypse?

Postby mountainmage » Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:32 pm

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How do you mean? Do you mean that you've changed your mind on your previous stance?


I think it's obvious what changed it.
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Re: Giant Traffic Barrel Monster: Herald of the New Apocalypse?

Postby Cirtur » Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:32 am

You think she's met a lad?
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Re: Giant Traffic Barrel Monster: Herald of the New Apocalypse?

Postby Sahan » Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:39 am

I met a lad once, with one of those old Victorian era school-boy caps and a South Londoner accent. It was nothing special though.
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Re: Giant Traffic Barrel Monster: Herald of the New Apocalypse?

Postby Snarky00 » Tue Jun 30, 2009 10:31 am

Was he a...fancy lad?
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Re: Giant Traffic Barrel Monster: Herald of the New Apocalypse?

Postby mountainmage » Tue Jun 30, 2009 10:53 pm

Cirtur wrote:You think she's met a lad?


Think a recent topic.
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Re: Giant Traffic Barrel Monster: Herald of the New Apocalypse?

Postby AHMETxRock » Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:04 pm

I met a lad once. It was myself. We've known each other for as long as I can remember.
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Re: Giant Traffic Barrel Monster: Herald of the New Apocalypse?

Postby Cirtur » Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:10 pm

mountainmage wrote:Think a recent topic.


I don't know. I think she's met a boy. Or a girl knowing this forum.
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Re: Giant Traffic Barrel Monster: Herald of the New Apocalypse?

Postby Rainbow » Fri Jul 03, 2009 5:34 am

Yes, I have, and he is made out of traffic barrels.
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