Giant Traffic Barrel Monster: Herald of the New Apocalypse?

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Re: Giant Traffic Barrel Monster: Herald of the New Apocalypse?

Postby Thomas Aquinas » Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:21 am

Well, maybe not. But he did get arrested, which means he was held in some form of jail for some period of time. It's the same thing in my head.
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Re: Giant Traffic Barrel Monster: Herald of the New Apocalypse?

Postby FengharTheNord » Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:24 am

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Re: Giant Traffic Barrel Monster: Herald of the New Apocalypse?

Postby Snarky00 » Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:58 pm

Jail is just where you wait for your time in court. Prison is where you get sent after conviction. Huge difference.

Personally I think the barrel monster grabs peoples attention and could potentially get them to slow down better then just barrels. It could also cause crashes if it scares someone coming up on it in the dark unaware that it is there. /shrug I think it's cute.
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Re: Giant Traffic Barrel Monster: Herald of the New Apocalypse?

Postby AHMETxRock » Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:12 am

I also think if you're drunk and gonna crash either way the moster might be a bit more dangerous.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Re: Giant Traffic Barrel Monster: Herald of the New Apocalypse?

Postby Rainbow » Sun Jun 28, 2009 6:56 am

Life has meaning.
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Re: Giant Traffic Barrel Monster: Herald of the New Apocalypse?

Postby LordRetard » Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:03 am

Rainbow wrote:Life has meaning.

How do you mean? Do you mean that you've changed your mind on your previous stance?
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Re: Giant Traffic Barrel Monster: Herald of the New Apocalypse?

Postby FengharTheNord » Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:19 pm

Rainbow wrote:Life has meaning.

It certainly does.
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Re: Giant Traffic Barrel Monster: Herald of the New Apocalypse?

Postby Cirtur » Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:43 pm

Care to elaborate or are you going to sit around giving each other philosophical blow jobs?
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Re: Giant Traffic Barrel Monster: Herald of the New Apocalypse?

Postby AHMETxRock » Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:42 am

I had one of those before. The philosophical orgasms are to die for.
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Re: Giant Traffic Barrel Monster: Herald of the New Apocalypse?

Postby LordRetard » Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:45 am

Yeah, but then you get philosophical spooge all over everything.
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Re: Giant Traffic Barrel Monster: Herald of the New Apocalypse?

Postby Snarky00 » Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:48 am

yeah but philosophical spooge is easy to clean up.
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Re: Giant Traffic Barrel Monster: Herald of the New Apocalypse?

Postby AHMETxRock » Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:30 am

If you can even prove to me philosophically that things can even be unclean to be cleaned.
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Re: Giant Traffic Barrel Monster: Herald of the New Apocalypse?

Postby LordRetard » Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:32 am

I never want to see your house, ever.
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Re: Giant Traffic Barrel Monster: Herald of the New Apocalypse?

Postby AHMETxRock » Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:33 am

The chicks only need to see the bedroom. Philosophically of course.
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Re: Giant Traffic Barrel Monster: Herald of the New Apocalypse?

Postby LordRetard » Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:34 am

Wait 'till they catch the stench of your philosophical wet dreams.
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