Giant Traffic Barrel Monster: Herald of the New Apocalypse?

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Re: Giant Traffic Barrel Monster: Herald of the New Apocalypse?

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Well, maybe not. But he did get arrested, which means he was held in some form of jail for some period of time. It's the same thing in my head.
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Jail is just where you wait for your time in court. Prison is where you get sent after conviction. Huge difference.

Personally I think the barrel monster grabs peoples attention and could potentially get them to slow down better then just barrels. It could also cause crashes if it scares someone coming up on it in the dark unaware that it is there. /shrug I think it's cute.

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I also think if you're drunk and gonna crash either way the moster might be a bit more dangerous.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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Rainbow wrote:Life has meaning.
How do you mean? Do you mean that you've changed your mind on your previous stance?

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Rainbow wrote:Life has meaning.
It certainly does.
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Care to elaborate or are you going to sit around giving each other philosophical blow jobs?

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I had one of those before. The philosophical orgasms are to die for.
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Yeah, but then you get philosophical spooge all over everything.

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yeah but philosophical spooge is easy to clean up.

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If you can even prove to me philosophically that things can even be unclean to be cleaned.
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The chicks only need to see the bedroom. Philosophically of course.
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Wait 'till they catch the stench of your philosophical wet dreams.

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