Giant Traffic Barrel Monster: Herald of the New Apocalypse?

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And what are the senses, even? Mere delusions. Therefore, your honor, could you say that I REALLY am guilty of sexual assault?
Ya know, philosophically?
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The Court rules that AHMETxRock has only philosophically violated Philosophical Zombies, and has therefore commited no offence.
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Philosophical necrophilia is the best.

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Oh totally. I mean, why even bother with making it philisophical?

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You think she's met a lad?

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I met a lad once, with one of those old Victorian era school-boy caps and a South Londoner accent. It was nothing special though.
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Was he a...fancy lad?

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Cirtur wrote:You think she's met a lad?
Think a recent topic.
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I met a lad once. It was myself. We've known each other for as long as I can remember.
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mountainmage wrote:Think a recent topic.
I don't know. I think she's met a boy. Or a girl knowing this forum.

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Yes, I have, and he is made out of traffic barrels.
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