Girl lies about getting tattoed in the face

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Girl lies about getting tattoed in the face

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Story here.

For those too lazy to click the link, a girl walks into a tattoo parlour and ask to have stars tattooed on her face, when she comes home, her father is furious, so she explains that she fell asleep and the guy misunderstood her instructions, by putting on way too many stars, but she lied and wanted to look a freak all along, Hilarious.
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I support the idea of drugging her and covering the other half of her face with love hearts. It's like a bedazzler gone wrong.
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This story is cool. But what's also cool is the taste of Coca Cola!

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Already heard about this story. I too was skeptical at her story of falling asleep while getting a tattoo. It just seemed ridiculous. In the end it was just another teen girl doing something stupid.
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She still doesn't beat Mr. Cool ICE for the "bad tattoo award".

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Lols.
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LordRetard wrote:She still doesn't beat Mr. Cool ICE for the "bad tattoo award".
You're using "bad" in the sense that kids today do, right? Meaning good? Yeah?

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Yet her vote for president still has merit, yes?
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Nope. 'cause Belgium uses a parliamentary system.
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I only heard the bare minimum of information about this (i.e. adds for the news) and even I was skeptical about it. Either she was a: really drunk and passed out (which where i am means it's illegal for the tattooist to actually tattoo you) or b: lying through her teeth.
Either way she was an idiot.

I remember my tattoo, it wasn't searing pain, but it certainly wasn't something you'd sleep through the first time.*

*especially when the bikey giving me the tat mentioned that if I did faint I'd wake up in the alley out the back naked.
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Gotta love his sense of honesty there.
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Yeah I remember reading about that. It pisses me off that the kid would lie and try to ruin the tattoo artist's reputation. I've fallen asleep getting tattooed before but it wasn't on my freaking face, I think the loud humming next to my ear and the fact I assume a facial tattoo would be extremely painfully would keep me awake. I'm a strong supporter if you get a tattoo and your parents can still ground you you have no right getting a tattoo. That girl represents everything I hate about some people that get tattoos. "Ohhh that would look so cool/cute. I'm getting it done now." I think about my tattoo and it's placement for at least a year before getting the appointment.
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I thought about my tattoo for a good three years before getting it.

I had a cousin who seriously wanted to get Krusty the Clown with crossed smoking guns tattooed on his arm. It took hours for us to convince him that this wasn't the best game plan. Now he has a cool islander tribal tattoo across his bicep. Much nicer, and his less inclinded to want to gorge his arm off for whats been put on it.
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I'm hoping to get one of those "Steve-O" tattoos where he has a huge portrait of himself on his back.

But, you know, the portrait would be of me and not of Steve-O.

EDIT: Actually, it would be of Batman.
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davoid wrote:I'm hoping to get one of those "Steve-O" tattoos where he has a huge portrait of himself on his back.

But, you know, the portrait would be of me and not of Steve-O.

EDIT: Actually, it would be of Batman.
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