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So I guess "general" is kind of an honourary title, then.

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He only commanded droids, even weakened he was still stronger than any of them.
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Fair enough, the Empire's forces have consistently been terrible.

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Seriously, what pieces of shit the droids were.
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Perhaps he could do well as, say, a general? I mean, general isn't the one dude who can take out half an army by himself.
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I think he was more of a general in the General Mills sense.
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That is to say, he merged with 26 other milling companies when he became General.

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And yet his oatmeal will never be as good as Quaker Oats'.
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It can't be hygienic if he keeps coughing in it.

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LordRetard wrote:So I guess "general" is kind of an honourary title, then.
General doesn't really seem all that honourary. I'd say that the entire clone army was kind of general.

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LordRetard wrote:It's just tiny microorganisms in your bloodstream. It's more like a contagious disease than anything.
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Snarky00 wrote:
LordRetard wrote:It's just tiny microorganisms in your bloodstream. It's more like a contagious disease than anything.
vampires are just dark jedi that want to steal your powers.
And for that, I will kill you.
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Edminster wrote:
Snarky00 wrote:
LordRetard wrote:It's just tiny microorganisms in your bloodstream. It's more like a contagious disease than anything.
vampires are just dark jedi that want to steal your powers.
And for that, I will kill you.
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Kimra wrote:(I just wanted to say something, I didn't care if it was good or not)
We have a shorthand for that, you know++.
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Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:
Kimra wrote:(I just wanted to say something, I didn't care if it was good or not)
We have a shorthand for that, you know++.
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