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Re: Girl lies about getting tattoed in the face

Postby LordRetard » Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:08 am

So I guess "general" is kind of an honourary title, then.
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Postby mountainmage » Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:29 am

He only commanded droids, even weakened he was still stronger than any of them.
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Re: Girl lies about getting tattoed in the face

Postby LordRetard » Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:30 am

Fair enough, the Empire's forces have consistently been terrible.
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Re: Girl lies about getting tattoed in the face

Postby mountainmage » Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:33 am

Seriously, what pieces of shit the droids were.
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Postby AHMETxRock » Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:54 am

Perhaps he could do well as, say, a general? I mean, general isn't the one dude who can take out half an army by himself.
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Postby Sanjay » Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:00 am

I think he was more of a general in the General Mills sense.
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Postby LordRetard » Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:37 am

That is to say, he merged with 26 other milling companies when he became General.
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Re: Girl lies about getting tattoed in the face

Postby Edminster » Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:40 am

And yet his oatmeal will never be as good as Quaker Oats'.
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Re: Girl lies about getting tattoed in the face

Postby LordRetard » Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:52 am

It can't be hygienic if he keeps coughing in it.
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Postby Lethal Interjection » Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:13 am

LordRetard wrote:So I guess "general" is kind of an honourary title, then.


General doesn't really seem all that honourary. I'd say that the entire clone army was kind of general.
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Re: Girl lies about getting tattoed in the face

Postby Snarky00 » Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:14 am

LordRetard wrote:It's just tiny microorganisms in your bloodstream. It's more like a contagious disease than anything.


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Re: Girl lies about getting tattoed in the face

Postby Edminster » Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:28 am

Snarky00 wrote:
LordRetard wrote:It's just tiny microorganisms in your bloodstream. It's more like a contagious disease than anything.


vampires are just dark jedi that want to steal your powers.

And for that, I will kill you.
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Re: Girl lies about getting tattoed in the face

Postby Kimra » Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:18 pm

Edminster wrote:
Snarky00 wrote:
LordRetard wrote:It's just tiny microorganisms in your bloodstream. It's more like a contagious disease than anything.


vampires are just dark jedi that want to steal your powers.

And for that, I will kill you.


With your pointy teeth?*



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Re: Girl lies about getting tattoed in the face

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:43 pm

Kimra wrote:(I just wanted to say something, I didn't care if it was good or not)

We have a shorthand for that, you know++.
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Re: Girl lies about getting tattoed in the face

Postby Kimra » Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:47 pm

Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:
Kimra wrote:(I just wanted to say something, I didn't care if it was good or not)

We have a shorthand for that, you know++.


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