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Paleontologists brought to tears, laughter by Creation Museum

One of the highlights of the article notes that: "The museum argues that the fossil record has been misinterpreted and that Tyrannosaurus rex was a vegetarian before Adam and Eve bit into that sin-inducing apple."

Can we just all accept that the Creationists are crazy, and banish them from getting any say in the public school system?
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I've agreed with that for as long as I've know about creationism.
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Woah there, they've got some good points. Like how do you explain that the earth is 6000 years old and evolution happened? THERE ISN'T ENOUGH TIME

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How do you explain these deceptive fossils?!

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Exactly. They are lies put in by the devil. Where in your "theorey" of "science" is it mentioned that all evidence is a lie?

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I heard atheists were actually just an extremist sect of muslims.
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Aren't all Muslims extremist? Blowin' up all our towers and such.

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LordRetard wrote:How do you explain these awesome fossils?!
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FengharTheNord wrote:I heard atheists were actually just an extremist sect of muslims.
And Christians are secretly satanists trying to make a sneak attack on God.
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Mage, that is supposed to be a secret.

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Well if Fenghar is going to reveal our secrets, why shouldn't we reciprocate?
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Professional courtesy?

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Atheists don't have professional courtesy, remember? We're godless pagans, or something.
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Oh yeah, you don't have morals.

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Right. Or scruples, souls, and various other things.
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