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Creationism.

Postby astasia » Wed Jul 01, 2009 3:58 am

Paleontologists brought to tears, laughter by Creation Museum

One of the highlights of the article notes that: "The museum argues that the fossil record has been misinterpreted and that Tyrannosaurus rex was a vegetarian before Adam and Eve bit into that sin-inducing apple."

Can we just all accept that the Creationists are crazy, and banish them from getting any say in the public school system?
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Re: Creationism.

Postby mountainmage » Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:01 am

I've agreed with that for as long as I've know about creationism.
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Re: Creationism.

Postby Cirtur » Wed Jul 01, 2009 8:32 am

Woah there, they've got some good points. Like how do you explain that the earth is 6000 years old and evolution happened? THERE ISN'T ENOUGH TIME
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Re: Creationism.

Postby LordRetard » Wed Jul 01, 2009 8:48 am

How do you explain these deceptive fossils?!
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Re: Creationism.

Postby Cirtur » Wed Jul 01, 2009 8:58 am

Exactly. They are lies put in by the devil. Where in your "theorey" of "science" is it mentioned that all evidence is a lie?
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Re: Creationism.

Postby FengharTheNord » Wed Jul 01, 2009 9:46 am

I heard atheists were actually just an extremist sect of muslims.
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Re: Creationism.

Postby Cirtur » Wed Jul 01, 2009 9:48 am

Aren't all Muslims extremist? Blowin' up all our towers and such.
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Re: Creationism.

Postby Snarky00 » Wed Jul 01, 2009 10:05 am

LordRetard wrote:How do you explain these awesome fossils?!


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Re: Creationism.

Postby mountainmage » Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:19 pm

FengharTheNord wrote:I heard atheists were actually just an extremist sect of muslims.


And Christians are secretly satanists trying to make a sneak attack on God.
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Re: Creationism.

Postby Cirtur » Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:44 pm

Mage, that is supposed to be a secret.
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Re: Creationism.

Postby mountainmage » Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:48 pm

Well if Fenghar is going to reveal our secrets, why shouldn't we reciprocate?
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Re: Creationism.

Postby Cirtur » Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:53 pm

Professional courtesy?
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Re: Creationism.

Postby mountainmage » Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:54 pm

Atheists don't have professional courtesy, remember? We're godless pagans, or something.
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Re: Creationism.

Postby Cirtur » Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:55 pm

Oh yeah, you don't have morals.
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Re: Creationism.

Postby mountainmage » Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:59 pm

Right. Or scruples, souls, and various other things.
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