Creationism.

[AHMETxRock]

But that'll make it taste so bitter!

[LordRetard]

You can let tea steep loose-leaf, you just have to filter it out before drinking.

[Rainbow]

The best option is actually to slice Ahmet's balls open and steep them in boiling water for thirty seconds before filtering the tea multiple times and finally serving it. That is what we're talking about, right?

[Thomas Aquinas]

The best option is actually to slice Ahmet's balls open and steep them in boiling water for thirty seconds before filtering the tea multiple times and finally serving it. That is what we're talking about, right?

That's what I'm talking about. But I refuse to be the one who drinks it.

[Kimra]

His balls, he has to drink it.

[LordRetard]

Like that guy who passed out eating his own dick?

Yeah, that happened.

[mountainmage]

Or a cannibal. But don't ask where you can get a cannibal, especially this late on a Saturday.

[Oldrac the Chitinous]

From Canaba?

[mountainmage]

No, I think that's where you'd find potheads.

[Kimra]

From Canabia?

FIX'd

[LordRetard]

No, I think that's where you'd find potheads.

No, you're thinking of Canadia.

[mountainmage]

Hmm. You may have a point there. Maybe the best pot comes from Canaba?

[LordRetard]

Actually, I think it comes from Jamaica. That's what I been told. At my high school we had this Jamaican connoisseur of marijuana, who could tell you what was bad and what was really good, but the weird part was that he was straight-edge and super-Christian*.

[Rainbow]

Does your teacher have an arch nemesis?

[LordRetard]

My Oma keeps telling me that I look like a Jew. I'm not sure if she's trying to be insulting or not but she always laughs about it. Old Germans say a lot of strange things.