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mountainmage wrote:
FengharTheNord wrote:I heard atheists were actually just an extremist sect of muslims.
And Christians are secretly satanists trying to make a sneak attack on God.
Yep... Fucking A.

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mountainmage wrote:
FengharTheNord wrote:I heard atheists were actually just an extremist sect of muslims.
And Christians are secretly satanists trying to make a sneak attack on God.
If there really is a god, and it really is good, then christians are doing an excellent job of this covert assassination.

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Poor bastard doesn't suspect a thing!
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And then the lizard people shall rule unopposed.

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Cirtur wrote:And then the crab people shall rule unopposed.
Ahem.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.

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Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:
Cirtur wrote:And then the awesome people shall rule unopposed.
Ahmet.
Yes?
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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You snuck that in so well I almost didn't notice!

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AHMETxRock wrote:
Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:
Cirtur wrote:And then the awesome people shall rule unopposed.
Ahmet will still try to oppose them.
Yes?
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I tried to think of a good fix'd, but couldn't. Thanks for that, Cheez.
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AHMETxRock wrote:
Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:
Cirtur wrote:And then the awkward people shall drool unopposed.
Ahmet.
Yes?
FIX'd again. Because I'm bored.
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DOES ANYONE LIKE GETTING TEABAGGED? CAUSE I FEEL LIKE TEABAGGING THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU RIGHT NOW.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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You're so gay, Ahmet.

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AHMETxRock wrote:DOES ANYONE LIKE GETTING TEABAGGED? CAUSE I FEEL LIKE TEABAGGING THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU RIGHT NOW.
You have strange hobbies.
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I feel like a cup might be a better steeping option.
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Actually, the best steeping option is to slice off the bottom of the teabag and let the contents fall out into the receptacle.
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