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Re: Computers are judging you

Postby Kimra » Tue Aug 04, 2009 7:23 pm

Apocalyptus wrote:Um that one was in the ep "White Hole" in Series 4. For some reason I like him better in season 1, e.g. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0HL37fPawQ from 0:38, and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hF9ZdFWVxok from 4:05.
Even if it's just to get your quoting knowledge up to par, it is worth watching the whole thing again - I did that over these holidays and I'd forgotten what a good show it is :D

I just got caught up watching those clips. I see the difference though, and yes the first season one is a much more awesome toaster. :D
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Re: Computers are judging you

Postby Apocalyptus » Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:41 am

Kimra wrote:
Apocalyptus wrote:the first season one is a much more awesome toaster. :D

I guess Kryten isn't that good at repairing things! Have you seen the new three parter that came out this year, by the way?
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Re: Computers are judging you

Postby Kimra » Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:20 am

Apocalyptus wrote:
Kimra wrote:
Apocalyptus wrote:the first season one is a much more awesome toaster. :D

I guess Kryten isn't that good at repairing things! Have you seen the new three parter that came out this year, by the way?


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Re: Computers are judging you

Postby AHMETxRock » Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:49 am

Now, imagine if you're waiting for someone to come by, you hop on a computer, watch some porn, and then have the computer you were using turn out to be the computer that was judging you! Would the computer then judge you by a porn star's standards?
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Re: Computers are judging you

Postby Apocalyptus » Wed Aug 05, 2009 5:40 am

AHMETxRock wrote:Now, imagine if you're waiting for someone to come by, you hop on a computer, watch some porn, and then have the computer you were using turn out to be the computer that was judging you! Would the computer then judge you by a porn star's standards?


An interesting question...
I know my computer doesn't judge me when I'm watching porn, but my housemate's cat does. She jumps up on top of the hard drive, looks at me, then at the screen, then back at me. The scorn in her eyes...
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Re: Computers are judging you

Postby LordRetard » Wed Aug 05, 2009 5:41 am

My cats are always full of scorn, which is why I regularly make sure to give them looks of scorn back.
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Re: Computers are judging you

Postby Apocalyptus » Wed Aug 05, 2009 5:50 am

LordRetard wrote:My cats are always full of scorn, which is why I regularly make sure to give them looks of scorn back.

But she's usually so nice, which makes the scorn very cutting :( It's like she's saying 'get a life' with her eyes. But then again, I have opposable thumbs and the power of speech, so I win overall.
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Re: Computers are judging you

Postby LordRetard » Wed Aug 05, 2009 5:51 am

Apocalyptus wrote:But then again, I have opposable thumbs and the power of speech, so I win overall.

And you use it to watch porn. How far we've come!... Except it's not like a cat would do anything different with the same abilities.
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Re: Computers are judging you

Postby Apocalyptus » Wed Aug 05, 2009 5:57 am

LordRetard wrote:
Apocalyptus wrote:But then again, I have opposable thumbs and the power of speech, so I win overall.

And you use it to watch porn. How far we've come!... Except it's not like a cat would do anything different with the same abilities.

And now I have a mental image of the kind of porn industry that cats would have, that I can't get rid of.
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Re: Computers are judging you

Postby Kimra » Wed Aug 05, 2009 6:58 am

Apocalyptus wrote:
LordRetard wrote:
Apocalyptus wrote:But then again, I have opposable thumbs and the power of speech, so I win overall.

And you use it to watch porn. How far we've come!... Except it's not like a cat would do anything different with the same abilities.

And now I have a mental image of the kind of porn industry that cats would have, that I can't get rid of.

LOL cats is just soft porn.
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Re: Computers are judging you

Postby Cirtur » Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:00 am

Is fur clothes or necessary for cats to get off to?
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Re: Computers are judging you

Postby Kimra » Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:33 am

Cirtur wrote:Is fur clothes or necessary for cats to get off to?

I'm having trouble deciphering this question. :?:
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Re: Computers are judging you

Postby Apocalyptus » Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:39 am

Cirtur wrote:Is fur clothes or necessary for cats to get off to?


Maybe it's like what human porn actors have to do - shave/wax it all off...
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Re: Computers are judging you

Postby Cirtur » Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:43 am

Kimra wrote:
Cirtur wrote:Is fur clothes or necessary for cats to get off to?

I'm having trouble deciphering this question. :?:


Fur - Do cats see it as clothes, or as body hair?
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Re: Computers are judging you

Postby Kimra » Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:57 am

Ah then the answer is: some like the fur, some don't. Not clothes though, this is a cat in clothes:

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Did that work? I suspect it's going to have troubles...
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