This week in Australia

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Agreed
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In Jam wrote:Oh those crazy australians! note: this post could appear at any point in this thread.
It only becomes truer as time passes though. I'm waiting for them to slowly increase the strength of the retarded laws. I could actually explain this but if I start then I will kill myself out of sheer lack of faith in my country's leaders.

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Jiro wrote:I could actually explain this but if I start then I will kill myself out of sheer lack of faith in my country's leaders.
Just wait for the next election and then you can really really lose faith in them. : D
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Those crazy Australians!

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Always complaining about their comfortable mostly middle class lives
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Kimra wrote:Just wait for the next election and then you can really really lose faith in them. : D
This time will be worse, because I will actually be able to vote and so I will be able to witness first hand how little my vote counts against the mass of uneducated who vote as their parents do. I just... politics makes me give up my faith in humanity. Neither the leaders nor the people who give them their mandate have any smurfing idea what is going on.

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Jiro wrote:smurfing
You have just lost any point you might have gained in my esteem.
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I have a particular distaste for using expletives online and so I self censor myself. I'll gain points in other ways dear Kimra, don't worry.

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I love to swear. Sometimes it gets me in trouble with bovines.
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I read that as swerve and wondered why you were driving in cow paddocks.

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Well, if he's going to drive in a cow paddock, I should hope he loves to swerve.
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Yeah, I'd hate to get them cowpats on mah tyres.
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1. There is no way to avoid the cowpats, you must accept they will become one with your tyre.

2. Swerving is not always an option with cows, sometimes you have to get out of the car and tell them to move or no-one goes anywhere.

3. There is nothing wrong with driving in cow paddocks.

Jiro wrote:I have a particular distaste for using expletives online and so I self censor myself. I'll gain points in other ways dear Kimra, don't worry.
By all means avoid swearing,* but do not do it by saying "smurfing" that is just... there is no reason for this.

*though it seems silly since the intent is still there.
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Ever since I saw that one flash animation, I consider 'smurf' to be more offensive than anything it may attempt to censor.
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Hmm. This business is more srs than I thought.
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