This week in Australia

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But that's the whole point of a monarchy, it's entirely arbitrary and everyone suffers the consequence.
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What consequences do you suffer under the monarchy?

Other than ugly money?
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The ugliest!!
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Things that you thought:
Kimra wrote:I thought the Queen could skip over someone if she didn't think they deserved it etc.
Kimra wrote: I also reckon Charles signed off on his right to be king when he married Carmilla.
Kimra wrote: I reckon he made a personal promise to queenie to abdicate if it came to him.
Coincidentally, these are also things that are wrong.

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I don't even see the queen's head any more

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They made whats his face abdicate in order to marry a divorcee...
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No you're right, we still live in the 30s. I'd completely forgotten that.

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You know what? I'm so hurt that you disagree. Fuck off you newbie.
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I feel like a have an obligation to defend Queen and Country. Bollocks to you, what's wrong with me. I just want a damned knight hood and/or one of those sweet ass uniforms ol' Harry was wearing to the wedding.

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Jiro wrote:I feel like a have an obligation to defend Queen and Country. Bollocks to you, what's wrong with me. I just want a damned knight hood and/or one of those sweet ass uniforms ol' Harry was wearing to the wedding.
Knighthood would probably be easier.

I would also like one of them knighthood things. Then I can be Dame Kimra. I'll insist everyone call me by title too, because it will remind them how much less their worth is compared to mine.
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I just can't believe they're going to let filthy Roman Catholics be the king or queen now. What has the world come to?

I also can't believe the British monarchy has somehow remained relevant.
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Kimra wrote:Fuck off you undercover forum veteran.
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SHHHHH!
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WHOOPS. I forgot it is a SECRET.
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What are you talking about? He* is just some new trollop touting about his** opinions. We don't need that kind of garbage around here. Burn Ban him!

*or she, I'm no sexist.
**or her, I'm no sexist.
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I always thought Ed's influence was pure. But now I see there can be a dark side.

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