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Re: This week in Australia

Postby Kimra » Wed May 18, 2016 7:55 am

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Re: This week in Australia

Postby DonRetrasado » Wed May 18, 2016 8:14 am


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Re: This week in Australia

Postby Lethal Interjection » Fri May 20, 2016 9:01 pm



That is a weird story.
So a kangaroo ran into the road, was hit by car, ricocheted off of it and hit a jogger?
I'd call bullshit but it is Australia, where the relationship between humans and wildlife is --at best-- strange.
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Re: This week in Australia

Postby Kimra » Sat May 21, 2016 3:49 am

It also happened in Kangaroo Flat. And I'm just gonna guess it's called that for a reason. Some towns have a LOT of Kangaroos.
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Re: This week in Australia

Postby Apocalyptus » Sat Jun 11, 2016 8:51 am

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Re: This week in Australia

Postby Kimra » Sat Jun 11, 2016 9:06 am

Things I'm pretty sure I didn't need in my life: that photoset.
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Re: This week in Australia

Postby DonRetrasado » Sat Jun 11, 2016 5:05 pm

Kangaroo and a pig photographed having sex in the Northern Territory by Sydney PhD student

I'm pretty sure most other countries have made this illegal.

Also, that lazy title pun
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Re: This week in Australia

Postby Astrogirl » Sat Jun 11, 2016 10:36 pm

OMG

Also, where is the pun?
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Re: This week in Australia

Postby DonRetrasado » Sun Jun 12, 2016 12:20 am

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'Roo is short for kangaroo. Almost more disturbing than the photos themselves.
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Re: This week in Australia

Postby Apocalyptus » Sun Jun 12, 2016 1:52 pm

The Daily Mail, pushing the envelope on quality journalism yet again.
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Re: This week in Australia

Postby Astrogirl » Sun Jun 12, 2016 7:31 pm

Okay that was bad.
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Re: This week in Australia

Postby Astrogirl » Thu Jun 30, 2016 2:55 pm

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Re: This week in Australia

Postby GUTCHUCKER » Tue Jul 05, 2016 6:37 pm

Lethal Interjection wrote:So a kangaroo ran into the road, was hit by car, ricocheted off of it and hit a jogger?
I'd call bullshit but it is Australia, where the relationship between humans and wildlife is --at best-- strange.


Awesome, that driver must've scored like 30 points for that trick shot. Top shit mate.

Kimra wrote:It also happened in Kangaroo Flat. And I'm just gonna guess it's called that for a reason. Some towns have a LOT of Kangaroos.


If Kangaroo Flat has a highway going through it, it's probably named for all the flat kangaroos.
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Re: This week in Australia

Postby Astrogirl » Tue Jul 05, 2016 8:44 pm

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Re: This week in Australia

Postby Liriodendron_fagotti » Wed Jul 06, 2016 2:23 am

This is why Australia isn't as much of a major player on the world stage.
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