To start, here's a beautiful one I found on the BBC today.
Women Denies Setting Man on Fire. Now with a headline like that how can you not want to read that story? I guess what happened was, A British tourist in Greece groped a woman in a bar, then she through whatever alcoholic beverage she was drinking on him, and somehow he caught fire. He says she did it, she says she just doused him with alcohol after being groped and has no idea how he caught fire, and (this is my favourite part) his parents say she's lying and their wonderful son would never grope a woman in a bar. Tis a mystery, I say! Trial resumes again Monday.

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