I read the news today, oh boy

[smiley_cow]

So apparently they're trying to make a dinosaur like animal out of chicken at McGill university.

[LordRetard]

A paleontologist in Montreal is TOTALLY CRAZY

[Edminster]

The idea for the project came about over a discussion with internationally renowned American CRAZY PERSON Jack Horner. Larsson credits Horner for coming up with the idea.

[LordRetard]

Damn, outdone by Americans again.

[smiley_cow]

A paleontologist in Montreal is TOTALLY CRAZY

Just wait until he's created an emu sized dinosaur! Who'll be laughing then LR, WHO'LL BE LAUGHING THEN!?

*sits and waits patiently for the dinosaur*

[AHMETxRock]

Yoshi!

[LordRetard]

Will I get to ride it?

[Kimra]

Will I get to ride it?

Yes. But don't forget it can't fly.

I want flying dinosaur hybrids. Like a Condor-saur. Or maybe we should try and mix them with endangered species like the Panda-saur.

[LordRetard]

Flying pandasaur!

[Kimra]

Flying pandasaur!

If this isn't in the future I see no reason to live.

[davoid]

*sits and waits patiently for the dinosaur*

*Sits down next to smiley_cow and begins waiting patiently, before getting up again and deciding to just pretend that he is in fact already a dinosaur*


ROAR!**

** "Join me, won't you?"

[Lethal Interjection]

*sits and waits patiently for the dinosaur*

*Sits down next to smiley_cow and begins waiting patiently, before getting up again and deciding to just pretend that he is in fact already a dinosaur*


ROAR!**

** "Join me, won't you?"

Is this a new forum RPG? If so, then cool lame.

[rustypup]

...depends on the project receiving adequate funding...

<Babel Fish>
I'm a layabout hippy looking to do nothing for the next five years. My business plan revolves around finding a suc... sorry, investor to back my hair-brained scheme to turn my room-mate's breakfast into a tool for world domination....
</Babel Fish>

Hippies. Not just for tazering. Delicious when thinly sliced, fried to a crisp and served with skordalia or tsatsiki...

...The study will focus on chicken eggs because birds are direct descendants of dinosaurs, Larsson said.
<...>
"We should be able to regenerate or essentially make the genetic program mimic the way it was at say, 150 million years ago, and grow a longer tail, change its plumage to something a little bit more primitive, have three-clawed fingers, some teeth," he said.

:/ Now I'm convinced the layabout hippy theory is correct... these statements are so packed with tribble they could be considered an ecological disaster...

[LordRetard]

Hmm, I think hippies study humanities.

[smiley_cow]

I'm fairly certain that most hippies either go into environmental science or biology. I have this on the authority that most of the biologists and environmental science majors I have ever met were hippies.