I read the news today, oh boy

GUTCHUCKER · Post by **GUTCHUCKER** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 5:03 am

You know, I was thinking the same thing.

Sahan · Post by **Sahan** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 4:21 pm

Man survives bear mauling thanks to Justin Bieber ringtone

Kaharz · Post by **Kaharz** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 10:55 pm

Sometimes a sharp shock can stop an angry bear in its tracks

That is why you are supposed to punch bears in the nose. And you play dead for sharks. Pretty sure I got that right. Guess I'll find out next time I go to the ocean or backpacking.

Liriodendron_fagotti · Mon Sep 01, 2014 12:52 pm

I'm guessing this doesn't directly affect our resident metro-area/Baltimorians, but jeepers

Astrogirl · Post by **Astrogirl** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 10:13 pm

America is weird.

Kaharz · Post by **Kaharz** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 10:24 pm

Liriodendron_fagotti wrote:I'm guessing this doesn't directly affect our resident metro-area/Baltimorians, but jeepers

I'm very slightly less likely to get jumped by a pack of teenagers if I'm walking around in the wrong area late at night, not that I do that. But other than that, it has no real effect on me. One of my friends works for the city and helps staff the curfew centers. She says it is not an ideal solution, but it is better the way things were. But it is pretty controversial. A lot of cities and states in the US have juvenile curfew laws.

Post by **DonRetrasado** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 1:59 am

Oh boy, it has comments.

Kaharz · Post by **Kaharz** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 10:50 am

Yea, I've avoided reading the comments on things like that. I can guess the general content of them pretty easily.

Liriodendron_fagotti · Wed Sep 03, 2014 11:25 pm

This article has some comments you definitely should read.

Actress Betty White, 92, Dyes Peacefully In Her Los Angeles Home

The people who managed to scroll past the entire article to comment "RIP" made my evening.

Sahan · Post by **Sahan** » Thu Sep 04, 2014 12:45 pm

I don't understand why people were so angry at that.

Apocalyptus · Post by **Apocalyptus** » Thu Sep 04, 2014 1:04 pm

That'll teach people to distinguish their homophones! I approve heartily.

Astrogirl · Post by **Astrogirl** » Thu Sep 04, 2014 3:30 pm

Hehehe.

Liriodendron_fagotti · Sat Sep 06, 2014 4:15 am

I really can't tell if this is a satire website or not. The other headlines seem just a little too surreal.

Huh

Kaharz · Post by **Kaharz** » Sat Sep 06, 2014 2:10 pm

Well the National Post is a real Canadian newspaper. But they are also the ones who 'broke' the completely fake 2006 story about the Iranian government requiring religious minorities to wear identifying badges. The front page headline was "Iran Eyes Badges for Jews." So yea, they may not be a bastion of journalistic integrity.

smiley_cow · Post by **smiley_cow** » Sat Sep 06, 2014 4:55 pm

The National Post is still around? I thought they went belly up for some reason.

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