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Yeah, we have a lot in common, the Blob and I. 'Cept I'm kinda RIPPED.

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And of course he doesn't have your rack.

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He just looks in the mirror every night trying on Wonderbras, racked with insecurity.
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I watched a documentary on breast surgery* and a popular thing is an injection of fat into the breast that increases it. This dissolves over time in a completely harmless way.

So that's an option.


*BECAUSE I WAS INTERESTED

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Cirtur wrote:I watched a documentary on breast surgery*
*BECAUSE I WAS INTERESTED
You kinda failed to dodge the issue, here.

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I can not fathom why anyone would want to make their breasts bigger.
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So their gut isn't the part of their body that protrudes the farthest forward, maybe?
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Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:So their gut isn't the part of their body that protrudes the farthest forward, maybe?
Ah, I see you have breast envy. Well you shouldn't, they are nothing but annoyances.
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You're just jealous that my breasts make all the boys turn.

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LordRetard wrote:You're just jealous that my breasts make all the boys turn away in disgust.
I know that's what you actually meant, but I like to write 'FIX'd' so I did it this way.

Also if I had money I would seriously consider breast reduction surgery. And now I think I've reached the limit of talking about ones own boobs, so I shall start to talk about something else.

I have had a free e-mail account for such a long time that the provider sold out to yahoo, and yahoo let me keep my address. I log into yahoo, but my e-mail is actually @rocketmail.com which I think, by this stage, is very rare. I am proud of keeping the e-mail address for so long.
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LordRetard wrote:You're just jealous that my breasts make all the undead turn as a 7th-Level Cleric.
...all right, I am, a little.

I am also jealous of that Rocketmail address.
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Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:
LordRetard wrote:You're just jealous that my breasts make all the undead turn as a 7th-Level Cleric.
...all right, I am, a little.
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wiki article wrote:On June 19, 2008, Yahoo started the RocketMail brand again by allowing new users to sign up for accounts under the rocketmail.com domain, which had not been possible since its acquisition of Four11 Corporation.
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This makes me sad, because it means other people have it too. I was waiting to become the last of my kind.
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Meh, it's not that great, for a lot of things I've done (learning guitar at school for both my primary and high school, for example) I also became the last person to do so, no-one after me ever wanted to. Sometimes it gets me wondering if I was actually the cause for that, which doesn't do a whole lot of good to my self-esteem.

Anyway, rocketmail is indeed a cool name for a free webmail server. I am jealous, but will refrain from changing it to respect your wishes and other reasons which are not personally against you.
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Man, I remember when getting a Gmail account was awesome and special. Now everyone can have one, so it's less awesome.

Of course, that's like saying that Superman isn't allowed to use his Ice Breath anymore; he's still pretty damn awesome despite losing that.
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