SMBC Comics Forum

Was that why we had to boo when my school had that big assembly and we all had to shout?

You guys got stabbed in fourth grade? This happened to me three years ago!

When I graduated from high school the entire band started cheering for me, which I consider to be my conclusive victory against the asshole band teacher. I don't think anyone else cheered for me.

LordRetard wrote:You guys got stabbed in fourth grade? This happened to me three years ago!

That's what you get for hanging around fourth-graders.

No, the guy who stabbed me was older than me.

I guess he's not nearly as mature as I am, though.

INCIDENTALLY he went on to study linguistics. At a different school, though.

I was on the supplying end of the stab, not the receiving end.

mountainmage wrote:I was on the supplying end of the stab, not the receiving end.

So it was you!!

Yes, I was the one who stabbed him. I just said that.

I vindictively tripped a girl over once, and she stabbed herself in the eye with the pencil she was carrying.

She can still see though, so I only have a bit of guilt and nothing to show for it.

Well...that beats my story.

I'm glad that I can type so much faster than I can write.

Hey, want to see a magic trick?

That movie wasn't that great.

I thought it was pretty damn good.

LordRetard wrote:That movie wasn't that great.

Is it opposite day in Canadia?

Your mother's an opposite day.