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Re: Yahoo answers shut my account down

Postby LordRetard » Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:40 am

Yeah, we have a lot in common, the Blob and I. 'Cept I'm kinda RIPPED.
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Re: Yahoo answers shut my account down

Postby Cirtur » Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:22 am

And of course he doesn't have your rack.
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Re: Yahoo answers shut my account down

Postby Apocalyptus » Fri Oct 30, 2009 11:09 am

He just looks in the mirror every night trying on Wonderbras, racked with insecurity.
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Re: Yahoo answers shut my account down

Postby Cirtur » Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:25 pm

I watched a documentary on breast surgery* and a popular thing is an injection of fat into the breast that increases it. This dissolves over time in a completely harmless way.

So that's an option.


*BECAUSE I WAS INTERESTED
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Re: Yahoo answers shut my account down

Postby LordRetard » Sat Oct 31, 2009 3:04 am

Cirtur wrote:I watched a documentary on breast surgery*
*BECAUSE I WAS INTERESTED

You kinda failed to dodge the issue, here.
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Re: Yahoo answers shut my account down

Postby Kimra » Sat Oct 31, 2009 4:06 am

I can not fathom why anyone would want to make their breasts bigger.
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Re: Yahoo answers shut my account down

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Sat Oct 31, 2009 4:17 am

So their gut isn't the part of their body that protrudes the farthest forward, maybe?
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Re: Yahoo answers shut my account down

Postby Kimra » Sat Oct 31, 2009 4:20 am

Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:So their gut isn't the part of their body that protrudes the farthest forward, maybe?

Ah, I see you have breast envy. Well you shouldn't, they are nothing but annoyances.
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Re: Yahoo answers shut my account down

Postby LordRetard » Sat Oct 31, 2009 6:30 am

You're just jealous that my breasts make all the boys turn.
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Re: Yahoo answers shut my account down

Postby Kimra » Sat Oct 31, 2009 1:10 pm

LordRetard wrote:You're just jealous that my breasts make all the boys turn away in disgust.

I know that's what you actually meant, but I like to write 'FIX'd' so I did it this way.

Also if I had money I would seriously consider breast reduction surgery. And now I think I've reached the limit of talking about ones own boobs, so I shall start to talk about something else.

I have had a free e-mail account for such a long time that the provider sold out to yahoo, and yahoo let me keep my address. I log into yahoo, but my e-mail is actually @rocketmail.com which I think, by this stage, is very rare. I am proud of keeping the e-mail address for so long.
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Re: Yahoo answers shut my account down

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Sat Oct 31, 2009 1:19 pm

LordRetard wrote:You're just jealous that my breasts make all the undead turn as a 7th-Level Cleric.
...all right, I am, a little.

I am also jealous of that Rocketmail address.
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Re: Yahoo answers shut my account down

Postby Edminster » Sat Oct 31, 2009 1:29 pm

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LordRetard wrote:You're just jealous that my breasts make all the undead turn as a 7th-Level Cleric.
...all right, I am, a little.

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Re: Yahoo answers shut my account down

Postby Kimra » Sat Oct 31, 2009 1:29 pm

wiki article wrote:On June 19, 2008, Yahoo started the RocketMail brand again by allowing new users to sign up for accounts under the rocketmail.com domain, which had not been possible since its acquisition of Four11 Corporation.

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This makes me sad, because it means other people have it too. I was waiting to become the last of my kind.
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Re: Yahoo answers shut my account down

Postby Sahan » Sat Oct 31, 2009 2:46 pm

Meh, it's not that great, for a lot of things I've done (learning guitar at school for both my primary and high school, for example) I also became the last person to do so, no-one after me ever wanted to. Sometimes it gets me wondering if I was actually the cause for that, which doesn't do a whole lot of good to my self-esteem.

Anyway, rocketmail is indeed a cool name for a free webmail server. I am jealous, but will refrain from changing it to respect your wishes and other reasons which are not personally against you.
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Re: Yahoo answers shut my account down

Postby Edminster » Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:02 pm

Man, I remember when getting a Gmail account was awesome and special. Now everyone can have one, so it's less awesome.

Of course, that's like saying that Superman isn't allowed to use his Ice Breath anymore; he's still pretty damn awesome despite losing that.
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