Gays have literally destroyed the institution of marriage.

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mountainmage wrote:
Euclidthegreek wrote:Minor Keith, founder of United Fruit, began his business by building railroads in Costa Rica, and became fabulously wealthy.
Yeah, but at the cost of being the founder of a company called United Fruit.
Hey, it was one of the most powerful corporations in the world for almost 100 years. And if you add company to the end of fruit (as in the full name) it sound much manlier.

Which bankrupt railroad guys are you thinking of, Ahmet?
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Oh wow those are the guys that did the banana massacre!... Cool!

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Which one? There were several, all by the same company.
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Hmm... I mean all of them then?? My friend was talking about one of them, and I read about one of them in One Hundred Years of Solitude. They might be the same but they might not.

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The Colombia one (on which One Hundred Years of Solitude is based) was the largest, but there were also ones in Guatemala, Honduras, and El Salvador (the El Salvador one wasn't done by United Fruit, but it was done by the corrupt family/government that was installed by United Fruit).
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Small piece of trivia related to a few pages back:

A hand grenade is legally considered a Weapon of Mass Destruction. So technically Iraq did have WMDs.

Of course, so does pretty much every country that has a military.
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Edminster wrote:Small piece of trivia related to a few pages back:

A hand grenade is legally considered a Weapon of Mass Destruction. So technically Iraq did have WMDs.

Of course, so does pretty much every country that has a military.
And some people who aren't even identified with countries.

Not me of course. Of course.

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I had an idea that we should give every baby at birth 4 hand grenades. They legally belong to the child and that is the amount they have for the rest of their life. They can't ever get more hand grenades.

I think it would be a more peaceful world.

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On account of all the teething babies blowing themselves up?
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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Yes! And like, everyone would learn at a young age the dangers of explosives.

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This plan is literally flawless.
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Like an effin' diamond!
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That's the only good kind of diamond.

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I know very little about diamonds. I like how they can come in different colors, though.
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You can also cut them differently.

So, in a way they are like women.

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