Gays have literally destroyed the institution of marriage.

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mountainmage wrote:I'm a very liberal left-wing person, but I too like the death penalty. I think it's because I have a strong sense of justice.
If I have the strongest sense of justice, that means I can just go out and kill people, right?

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You can, but you'd be arrested by people with a weaker sense of justice.
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People just don't understand that I am clearly the one and only divine law. Bitches don't know my serial murders.

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That's pretty awful man.
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You will be first up against the wall, Frostbite.

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And now it just sounds like rape. I refuse.
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Hey, don't knock getting raped until you've tried it.

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LordRetard wrote:Hey, don't knock getting raped until you've tried it.
Seriously. Studies show that nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape.
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Who was polled? The We Love Gang Rape Council and one normal person?
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Edminster wrote:
LordRetard wrote:Hey, don't knock getting raped until you've tried it.
Seriously. Studies show that nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape.
Yes, the one who didn't happened to be the victim.
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Man, I didn't even realise that I didn't get that joke. That's actually pretty funny.

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You're the one who posted it and you didn't even get it originally?
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Ed posted the joke, as a witty reply to LR's humourous comment. Frostbite almost got the joke, and LR posted a youtube video of a stand-up comedian previously made famous for stealing an ice-cream from a child and flying off in a helicopter. Sahan then explained the joke to those that appeared confused, LR noted that he failed to understand the joke, and commented on its hilarity. Frostbite then expressed confusion as to why LR would not understand the joke, when he had posted the joke, a claim which was not founded in fact. Sahan then responded by deciding to clarify the recent proceedings in this thread, leading us to where we are now.

It's a good thing I'm keeping minutes of all this activity, or people would have no idea of what happened previously.
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Then Cirtur read Sahan's explanation and then read his signature. And He saw it to be good.

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