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I meant that he posted the video of the joke.

But that was the video of a different (although related) joke!

Riiiight. It's all cleared up now. Good times can now be enjoyed by all.

I'm not sure. I don't think I'm emotionally ready to have good times after such an experience.

Well, I guess you're a freedom hatin' commie then.

Like all members of the oldest profession, I'm a capitalist!

I actually support not letting the state try to define marriage. It's under the dominion of each person's religion. Everything else is just common law paperwork.

What about those without a religion?

AHMETxRock wrote:I actually support not letting the state try to define marriage. It's under the dominion of each person's religion. Everything else is just common law paperwork.

If the state doesn't define marriage, assholes will try to prevent people who should be legally eligible from getting married. Oh wait, that's already going on.

Athiest feminists would argue that not having marriage would be great, as the whole concept of marriage is to assert control over women while allowing the passing of property and wealth through the male's lines to be streamlined. Also, if she marries you and stays in that damn kitchen the whole of her life, you know that kid is yours.

Yup, that's a classic ahmetism alright.

Make "Classic" in italics. That'll improve it slightly.

AHMETxRock wrote:Athiest feminists would argue that not having marriage would be great, as the whole concept of marriage is to assert control over women while allowing the passing of property and wealth through the male's lines to be streamlined. Also, if she marries you and stays in that damn kitchen the whole of her life, you know that kid is yours.

Oh god what!!

I pretty much had the same reaction. I was going to argue, but I just chalked it up as another classic ahmetism.