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Murderers in your village?

Postby Cirtur » Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:50 pm

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Re: Murderers in your village?

Postby Frostbite » Thu Jul 08, 2010 12:25 am

The real question is, are there spies sappin' their sentries?
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Re: Murderers in your village?

Postby FengharTheNord » Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:12 am

There is apparently lots of murders at taco stands in my neck of the woods. I really wanna go munch some street tacos like seriously guys.
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Re: Murderers in your village?

Postby Cirtur » Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:48 am

Frostbite wrote:The real question is, are there spies sappin' their sentries?


I don't think the guy they're chasing has a medic, so it should be okay.
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Re: Murderers in your village?

Postby Lethal Interjection » Thu Jul 08, 2010 12:49 pm

FengharTheNord wrote:There is apparently lots of murders at taco stands in my neck of the woods. I really wanna go munch some street tacos like seriously guys.


I don't know, man. Street tacos be dirty.
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Re: Murderers in your village?

Postby Edminster » Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:00 pm

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FengharTheNord wrote:There is apparently lots of murders at taco stands in my neck of the woods. I really wanna go munch some street tacos like seriously guys.


I don't know, man. Street tacos be dirty.

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Re: Murderers in your village?

Postby Frostbite » Thu Jul 08, 2010 2:46 pm

Cirtur wrote:
Frostbite wrote:The real question is, are there spies sappin' their sentries?


I don't think the guy they're chasing has a medic, so it should be okay.


Yeah, but if he runs over some medkits, it's like you never even shot the bastard.
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Re: Murderers in your village?

Postby Snarky00 » Fri Jul 16, 2010 3:14 am

I walked past the plant where the green river killer worked everyday during high school, before they caught him.
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Re: Murderers in your village?

Postby Cirtur » Fri Jul 16, 2010 11:45 am

Oooooh
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Re: Murderers in your village?

Postby LordRetard » Sat Jul 17, 2010 2:06 am

A police officer got shot down the street, but I think he lived so I guess the guy wasn't a murderer.
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Re: Murderers in your village?

Postby Euclidthegreek » Sat Jul 17, 2010 2:22 am

I live in a city with 100ish* murders each year.

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Re: Murderers in your village?

Postby LordRetard » Sat Jul 17, 2010 2:30 am

Yeah, me too. Except it's a different city.
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Re: Murderers in your village?

Postby smiley_cow » Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:58 am

I was woken up one morning because people were firing guns outside my window, though no one actually died.

I also live just a couple of hours away from Winnipeg that is actually proud that it is at any given time the murder capital of the country. I go there often and live to tell the tale.
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Re: Murderers in your village?

Postby dudeofea » Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:57 am

smiley_cow wrote:I also live just a couple of hours away from Winnipeg that is actually proud that it is at any given time the murder capital of the country.


Regina (Yes, this is a city you non-canadians) is pretty dangerous. What with everyone getting their heads cut off on buses and all.
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Re: Murderers in your village?

Postby Edminster » Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:01 am

We are all familiar with the city that rhymes with fun, dude. Pretty sure one of us is from there, but I can't for the life of me remember who. Littleninja, maybe?
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