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Re: Murderers in your village?

Postby LordRetard » Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:08 am

Ed seems to think I live in a bad area 'cause "a guy died there once!"
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Re: Murderers in your village?

Postby Edminster » Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:10 am

man i did not say that quit ramming your words down my throat

all i said was something like 'huh, turns out someone died in [your area] a few months back'
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Re: Murderers in your village?

Postby LordRetard » Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:32 am

Honestly I don't even keep track of murders in my area. Once in a while my mother mentions it to me but it just doesn't bother me.
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Re: Murderers in your village?

Postby Sahan » Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:56 am

Apparently there was a naked gunman causing trouble in the ciy here a few weeks ago, but it barely got a mention. Probably because he didn't actually do anything in the end except hold up some traffic.
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Re: Murderers in your village?

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Re: Murderers in your village?

Postby Sahan » Tue Aug 03, 2010 11:18 am

No unfortunately not him. He probably would have gotten more coverage.
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Re: Murderers in your village?

Postby smiley_cow » Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:22 pm

dudeofea wrote:
smiley_cow wrote:I also live just a couple of hours away from Winnipeg that is actually proud that it is at any given time the murder capital of the country.


Regina (Yes, this is a city you non-canadians) is pretty dangerous. What with everyone getting their heads cut off on buses and all.


Actually that happened here in Manitoba. Lee got on the bus here in Brandon and cut off Tim McLean's head just before Portage LaPrairie. Had he managed to control himself another half hour he could have done the deed in Winnipeg and brought up there count but nooo. Selfish bastard.
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Re: Murderers in your village?

Postby dudeofea » Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:54 pm

I'm not sure what you're saying but I heard this on the news when I was working in Virden (1.5 hour drive from Brandon). I Spent my whole summer last year in Virden working. I was actually flown back to home instead of going on a bus because of that.

P.S.: Why is there no shoulder on highways in manitoba?
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Re: Murderers in your village?

Postby smiley_cow » Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:19 pm

dudeofea wrote:P.S.: Why is there no shoulder on highways in manitoba?


We're working on it! We swear. Just because you happen to be the only province that doesn't have a shoulder on parts of the Trans Canadia and some kids biking for charity die because of it, people never let you hear the end of it.

Also if it takes you an hour and a half to get to Virden from Brandon you are driving very slowly.
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Re: Murderers in your village?

Postby dudeofea » Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:39 pm

I probably would be driving faster if there was a shoulder.

...And if you don't believe that then I just have a bad memory.

:30 Second Edit:
I think like 3 people died on bikes in Virden. It might be more or less or none at all...my memory is bad. did I say that already?
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Re: Murderers in your village?

Postby smiley_cow » Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:48 pm

3 sounds right. I'm too lazy to actually look it up.
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Re: Murderers in your village?

Postby dudeofea » Wed Aug 04, 2010 3:58 am

laziness man + bad memory dude. together we can accomplish anything!

...but really, if I were to run around like a chicken with it's head cut off in search of an idea, you could be my memory banks/center. Ex: laziness man names a topic but is too lazy to research. bad memory dude searches topic but cannot see the big picture from lack of memory. then laziness man assembles the detailed info on specific things on said topic and creates the big picture!
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Re: Murderers in your village?

Postby Apocalyptus » Wed Aug 04, 2010 7:58 am

dudeofea wrote:laziness man + bad memory dude.

Wow, it seems with every new person there arises at least one amusing gender misunderstanding. I'm beginning to think it is unavoidable.
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Re: Murderers in your village?

Postby Edminster » Wed Aug 04, 2010 9:32 am

To be fair half of us are girls and there are at least two guys I know of that wish they were girls on here.
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Re: Murderers in your village?

Postby Cirtur » Wed Aug 04, 2010 9:33 am

So should our avatars just be pictures of our genitals?

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