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You better fuckin' breast feed your children.

IT'S THE LAW

Well, the sensible option would be to open Women Farms where a select few women (the ones who aren't important or hot) spend the rest of their lives breastfeeding. At least then Gisele won't have to get fat with trucker hips.

I want to be a women farmer.

Cirtur wrote:You better fuckin' breast feed your children.

IT'S THE LAW

Well if a super model said it!

Maybe if more women listened they'd have sexy looking girls. After all, healthy genetic traits are emphasized more strongly and to a greater degree with better environmental and nutritional variables factored in. Nature vs Nurture is essentially a stalemate, as you can gimp someone with the genes to be 7 feet tall with poor nutrition.

So if we could ignore the pretty woman who might or might not be stupid and look at the facts, hey, maybe it's actually a good idea. You already spent nine months birthing that bastard, might as well give it a good fucking start, right? I mean, how long did you lose control of your bladder while squeezing that shit out your VAJAYJAY? Sore nipples for your bundle of joy ain't that bad.

Plus, hey, when the baby is done maybe I can get in on some of that action. I mean, I can be gentle girl. Oh yeah. That's right.

AHMETxRock wrote:you can gimp someone with the genes to be 7 feet tall with poor nutrition.

A hacksaw would work, too.

Gimps are still a higher rung on the forum ladder than me.

You need to fight back against the gimps, Ahmet.

Mage isn't active any more so you can say what you like about gimps without fear of reprisals.