Why do others think you are insane?

[Cirtur]

That's why they call me the ideas man.

[Apocalyptus]

I like looking at women's insides! That's why I want to be a mortician when I grow up!

I think you're firmly a part of the speculum target market.

[Cirtur]

Speculum and chloroform equals one educational night out.

[Apocalyptus]

Certainly I've never had any complaints. Which counts as consent, right?

[AHMETxRock]

Hey, that outfit she was wearing was consent enough for me!

[Cirtur]

I thought her being outside of the house was consent enough for you.

[Apocalyptus]

if she didn't want it, she wouldn't be walking around with all them curves and bodyparts an' shit.

[FengharTheNord]

If she didn't want it, she wouldn't have a vagina.

[LordRetard]

Vaginas are such a tease.

[Sahan]

And why do they insist on wearing clothes that someone out there might find attractive? If they're going to do that, they might as well walk around naked.

[Cirtur]

Having holes that are roughly the size of a penis is such a tease. They know that someone is going to want to put a penis in there.

[LordRetard]

And I don't know what they're thinking when they go into my basement and tie themselves up.

[Cirtur]

They're probably thinking, "Ha, we'll get that Canadian! And we'll put ourselves in the sex torture chair as well!"

[LordRetard]

They put that there! I would've never invented my own sex torture chair. They thought of it and installed it into the floor. So it's their own goddamn fault.

[Oldrac the Chitinous]

And the name's kind of misleading, besides. It's not so much a chair as it is a series of metal bars.