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Re: NEW COMPUTER MUTHAFUCKAS

Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 4:24 pm
by AHMETxRock
My PC is infected with a virus. We've done the system recovery, which usually fixes our problems, and it didn't work. It even blocks our attempts to install an anti-virus software on it.

Am I screwed?

Re: NEW COMPUTER MUTHAFUCKAS

Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 6:52 pm
by Edminster
Have you tried installing AV software on a thumb drive and running it from there?

Re: NEW COMPUTER MUTHAFUCKAS

Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 7:00 pm
by Frostbite
Have you tried to good 'ole hammer to the motherboard method?

Re: NEW COMPUTER MUTHAFUCKAS

Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 8:51 pm
by AHMETxRock
Frostbite wrote:Have you tried to good 'ole hammer to the motherboard method?
No, that's in reserve for the prostate cancer issue.

Re: NEW COMPUTER MUTHAFUCKAS

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 1:29 pm
by Queso
Remember to give that new computer a good cleaning with soap and water

:3

Re: NEW COMPUTER MUTHAFUCKAS

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 3:08 pm
by Oldrac the Chitinous
AHMETxRock wrote:
Frostbite wrote:Have you tried to good 'ole hammer to the motherboard method?
No, that's in reserve for the prostate cancer issue.
I've come back to this post a few times now, and every time I do, I wince inwardly.

Re: NEW COMPUTER MUTHAFUCKAS

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 3:29 pm
by mountainmage
Clenching of the sphincter is a natural response to many of Ahmet's posts. Nothing to worry about, Oldrac.

Re: NEW COMPUTER MUTHAFUCKAS

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 6:57 pm
by Avalant
Did you go with a Core i7 and 3x 2GB sticks of RAM? (Triple Channel memory... mmmm...)

Also, are you using a 64bit operating system so you can use more than 4GB of it?

I want the specifics here, dammit ;)

Re: NEW COMPUTER MUTHAFUCKAS

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 1:57 am
by LordRetard
My computer is a GUN THAT SHOOTS MOTORCYCLES.

Re: NEW COMPUTER MUTHAFUCKAS

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:03 am
by mountainmage
My computer is a gun that shoots motorcycle-guns. Also it has spikes and neon lights on it.

Re: NEW COMPUTER MUTHAFUCKAS

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:11 am
by LordRetard

Re: NEW COMPUTER MUTHAFUCKAS

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:37 am
by mountainmage
I didn't catch it because it wasn't quite the same. My mistake.

Re: NEW COMPUTER MUTHAFUCKAS

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:58 am
by LordRetard
Yeah, that was my fault, I forgot how it goes.