So, to whom were you speaking about Zach?Rainbow wrote:Do IMs count? Becauseis pretty great.Instant Message wrote:I think he's there twice, the second time under Penis, Supermassive.
"Were you all covered in semen?"
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No, the penis referred to wasn't that big, but it did belong to celestial body, so it's close.
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I've never sent or received a text message ever.
EVER.
Damn kids. My phone does not text.
EVER.
Damn kids. My phone does not text.
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When did you get your phone if it doesn't text? My mother got one in 1999 that texted. Quite a basic phone as well.
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This is the oldest phone I have, and I'm pretty sure the little mail icon is for texting.
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I think he has a cell phone, Zach Morris style.
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Was that the episode where he was told not to use the payphones as his own personal phone number when he was trying to win a radio contest?
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I don't even know what that's from. But I had a mobile like that... it was green, we called it Kermit, we also called it 'the Brick'. I like naming things.
Also didn't have texting. That's what pagers where for.
Also didn't have texting. That's what pagers where for.
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It's not a matter of it being incapable of texting, it's a matter of me not paying to use text messaging.Cirtur wrote:When did you get your phone if it doesn't text? My mother got one in 1999 that texted. Quite a basic phone as well.
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AGAIN, in what insane land do you have to pay more for texting?
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If you're on a plan, you got a certain number of "free" calls, but you still have to pay upfront unless your parents are paying for you.
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In normal-land, we get things called minutes. And a text is worth about a third of a minute.
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That's not how it works for most U.S. plans.Cirtur wrote:In normal-land, we get things called minutes. And a text is worth about a third of a minute.
You buy texting plans separately, otherwise, you pay around 10 cents per text.
We do have minute plans, though. It seems weird that in Australia it would be per-call and not per-minute.
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It just seems strange that texting would be an afterthought in your contract.