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Avalant wrote:Long story short I projectile vomited on a bar once.

I once had a Canadian projectile vomit all over my table, including a rather expensive graphing calculator and ww2 aviator goggles, because my also shit faced little sister had barricaded herself in the bathroom. Being Canadian he was at least nice enough to clean up what he could, and take the verbal abuse the rest of the time he was visiting for failing to do it outside in the dirt like a proper man.

Asherian wrote:For failing to do it outside in the dirt like a proper man.

I'd do it outside in the dirt if Littleninja wanted it that way.

You'd make a great stalker, Ahmet.

Aw... Thank you. But yeah, I'm only into chicks.

Are you sure? I heard you were having doubts.

Oh, so you like cock*?



*It's a joke about chickens...

Haven't heard a joke like that since I was 13! Good one Rainbow!

Quiet down, Ahmet, she's just acting her age.

Man its been forever since I did it outside in the dirt.

Ahmet don't you think its a bit past time to maybe you know, accept littleninja doesn't want anything to do with your member except maybe detach it and mount it on her wall?

Not the fun kind of mounting either.

Rainbow, said like a true preteen, gratz your age is showing.

You know, Littleninja might mount my mount once I mount it, just to spite me.

I'll stop making akward advances when women stop enjoying twisting men around their fingers.

Edit: I'd climb a MOUNTain for you. I'd even convince a woman to sleep with MM as long as it wouldn't be you nor me in disguise.

I once threw up in the dirt, when I was camping. I was full of shitty scotch from the night before, so I woke up, made an acrobatic dive out of my tent and keeled over and loosed the entire contents of my stomach. Good times. The dive that I made is up there with some of the most impressive things that I've done in my life. Everyone at my camp site was amazed by it.

Asherian wrote: Rainbow, said like a true preteen, gratz your age is showing.

I figure I have to get it out now. (That's what she said.) Man, I'm on a roll.

Rainbow wrote:

Asherian wrote: Rainbow, said like a true preteen, gratz your age is showing.

I figure I have to get it out now. (That's what she said.) Man, I'm on a roll.

No, not really. Far to many of the people I've met/interacted with in my age group and above have shown me that some people just really never will grow up, and will indeed fight it as hard as they can. I still can't fathom how you can get to be 28 and not get the importance of paying your rent/bills over video games and pot for instance.

Haha. I think it's the intelligent thing to do, but many people either prefer instant gratification, or lack the ability to think far ahead.
We can expand it to kids that don't try hard in school or people who don't try as hard to pretty themselves up or stuff. I still agree with you 90% on that, Asherian.
Might I call you Ash? Maybe ASHY?

I should probably address this in every post that it might be the thirteen year old in me talking, but I think if you are happier with new video games and good pot, paying the rent isn't so important. There is no such thing as a legacy, and going for the immediate good isn't so much immature as different. What is maturity? I don't think it means what people think, and if it does, I don't think it's important. But then, I have no idea about anything in terms of responsibility or independence, so I have no place to talk.