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I don't think anyone has asked you for that before.

That is why I am glad you are much... more... than the average man.

Are you coming on to me?

You only just realised he might be? The signs have been around for a while.

It's good to see you crazy kids finally together.

To be honest, I'm just using him for his newly aquired modly powers. I will leave him once I pry the powers from his corpse's fingers.

I don't think you know what modpowers are, or why you insist on staying with me after I've become a corpse but before I've lost modpowers.

I think Ahmet may effect the reason why you are a corpse.

Cirtur wrote:I think Ahmet may have sex with your corpse.

I'm sure that's what you meant to say.

Lethal Interjection wrote:

Cirtur wrote:I think Ahmet may have sex with your corpse as to remain a virgin.

I'm sure that's means the sex doesn't count.

Only if the body isn't warm. Then they are beyond resuscitation and it's just weird masturbation.
Incidentally, if anyone is savvy enough to find a random youtube video where I talk about how I have sex with dead people, I'd be grateful if you could send me the link.

If anyone finds the youtube video where I show up for a moment and flip off the camera and start yelling at the cameraman for no apparent reason, well I don't know what good that does anyone.

No, I mean I can't find the video. The guy is too lazy to look it up on his youtube account.

What a man. What a fine example of a man.

I've noticed Mountainmage is reading the forum.

I hope he and LR have a huge battle over who the real forgotten mod is.

LR hasn't been on for a while now. I think we should replace him.