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That is one small, black, mis-shapen heart you have there. Is everything alright with the missus?

Oh, yeah, that's not my heart. It's just one I found lying around the surgery.

What, do you think I was going to post my own heart up here, for everyone to gawk at and Ahmet to masturbate to?

Hopefully it was a female heart you found lying around, otherwise you're not following Kimra's instructions at all.

Still, that is one blackened and shriveled heart.

Edminster wrote:Hopefully it was a female heart you found lying around, otherwise you're not following Kimra's instructions at all.

Still, that is one blackened and shriveled heart.

Well ... I could admit it was a typo... or I could say I was giving some more helpful hints about body disposal. I'm opting for option two.

Kimra wrote:I was giving some more helpful hints about body disposal.

Why does everyone always assume I'm an amateur at this?

Anyway, yes, it's definitely a female heart. I don't lure dudes into my secret underground torture surgery house.

It looks like it's only the top half of a heart. Cause you know the human heart is made of4 parts, not just two curves.

AHMETxRock wrote:not just two curves.

I said the same thing when I was having blissful intercourse with your mother. Zing!

GreenCrayon wrote:

AHMETxRock wrote:not just two curves.

I said the same thing when I was having blissful intercourse with your mother. Zing!

Wow, so you said exactly the same thing to my mother during a conversation you were having? That's great. And I understand this as such because intercourse is merely communication or dealings between people.
Also, I would hate for anyone to think you had meant anything else that might have been taken to be vulgar, as you are clearly a man that chooses his words carefully and would mean exactly what he says and isn't a douchebag in the slightest.

AHMETxRock wrote:as you are clearly a man that chooses his words carefully and would mean exactly what he says and isn't a douchebag in the slightest.

You make me tingly inside. It might be love less disgust than before.

And, of course I wasn't doing anything other than conversing with your mother. She's too fugly, and I have standards.

If only women were included, huh?

AHMETxRock wrote:If only women were included, huh?

I tend to be glad of anything involving you I'm not included with Ahmet.

Green I'm sure you can over come MM with due diligence and a disgustingly huge thread at your back.

I don't have any standards. Hello Ahmet's mom!

LordRetard wrote:I don't have any standards. Hello Tucker's mom!

Fix'd that for you. Also, Ahmet's mother is a very nice lady.

Dirty or nice don't make the difference to me... Bro.