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So I had this idea that we should all compete to be the official-unofficial admin of the Outlands.

The competition is as follows:
Write your best/funniest way to end this made-up thread:

Bitchy McLady wrote:Shut down this site immediately and put up an apology. I have been a victim of both adultery, and the death of a child, and can assure you that neither are funny. This so-called comic is an outrage to all good people, and degrades the good name of other web-comics just by existing.

For example Strongbad ends this thread, "DELETED".

If you like someone else's way, give 'em some love.

"Ok, sure. Sorry for any offense caused."


Heheheh.

Bitchy McLady wrote:Shut down this site immediately and put up an apology. I have been a victim of both adultery, and the death of a child, and can assure you that neither are funny. This so-called comic is an outrage to all good people, and degrades the good name of other web-comics just by existing.

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Bitchy McLady sounds so sweet... except for everything that she just said.

Here's my "best" way to deal with it.

"Mrs. McLady, as offended as you may be, there is a simple way to avoid this sort of thing. Don't get involved with the site, just leave it and never return. A few years back, my father was the victim of a violent stroke that took away all movement on his right side. To this day, he has only regain a portion of the strength in his right side and has not regained the ability to speak. Do you know what I do when I hear a joke about people having a heart attack or a stroke? I turn off the TV/radio/change the subject or whatever is going on. You can't stop everyone from joking about this sort of thing, so theres no point in trying. Try it my way, and you'll save yourself from unessesary stress."

Here's my "funniest" way to deal with it.

"Adultery? Death of a child? Hey, that reminds me of this one joke a heard about a...oh wait, sorry."

I think I'd go with:

What? Sorry, I wasn't listening. I was too busy having a sex sandwich with your husband and dead son.

oh, and I thought I'd clarify. I didn't mean best as in nice, I meant best as in funny, novel, or mean. Which is why I tried to clarify it with the "/" and the singular example.

Oh well. Good thing I'm not a manager .

So from now on, no nice posts like that. They violate the newbie commands and, frankly, make me ill.

TwoBuy wrote:So from now on, no nice posts like that.

That's a shame, I was going to go down the same route as Society (before I'd seen his post). I'd been thinking about it all night. Oh, well.

So, instead, here's my offering.

"You make some valid points, and we'll have to think on what you've said. Meanwhile, let's settle our differences over a nice glass of phentermine."

"I can see that you Haven't had the best life. And I offer my condolences."

TwoBuy wrote:oh, and I thought I'd clarify. I didn't mean best as in nice, I meant best as in funny, novel, or mean. Which is why I tried to clarify it with the "/" and the singular example.

Ah, okay. I was just trying out different ideas to see what got your attantion, in a good way or such. Sorry for any ill making.

Bitchy McLady wrote:Shut down this site immediately and put up an apology. I have been a victim of both adultery, and the death of a child, and can assure you that neither are funny. This so-called comic is an outrage to all good people, and degrades the good name of other web-comics just by existing.

Asshole mcdickhead wrote: I am really sorry* and rest assured will do everything in my power** to make sure this never happens again.

*You couldent please your husband
**,lets be honest I cant resurect dead infants,

YEAY. A WE_ARE post! I actually created this with the intention of killing an orphan a day until you posted. Life had other ideas though. Turns out there aren't that many orphans around these days so I had to cripple random homeless people instead.

"Now that I see you won't be walking to the store to buy that food you promised you'd get with the hand-out, I guess I'll be taking my 25 cents back."

TwoBuy wrote:YEAY. A WE_ARE post! I actually created this with the intention of killing an orphan a day until you posted. Life had other ideas though. Turns out there aren't that many orphans around these days so I had to cripple random homeless people instead.

"Now that I see you won't be walking to the store to buy that food you promised you'd get with the hand-out, I guess I'll be taking my 25 cents back."

Thats when you go make orphans.

Bitchy McLady wrote:Shut down this site immediately and put up an apology. I have been a victim of both adultery, and the death of a child, and can assure you that neither are funny. This so-called comic is an outrage to all good people, and degrades the good name of other web-comics just by existing.

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name one thing wrong with this comic.

Bitchy McLady wrote:Shut down this site immediately and put up an apology. I have been a victim of both adultery, and the death of a child, and can assure you that neither are funny. This so-called comic is an outrage to all good people, and degrades the good name of other web-comics just by existing.

Dear McLady.
You sound hot. Please go out with me.
-Lethal Interjection.

Do I win?

Lethal Interjection wrote:

Bitchy McLady wrote:Shut down this site immediately and put up an apology. I have been a victim of both adultery, and the death of a child, and can assure you that neither are funny. This so-called comic is an outrage to all good people, and degrades the good name of other web-comics just by existing.

Dear McLady.
You sound hot. Please go out with me.
-Lethal Interjection.

Do I win?

Alright, this discussion has gone on long enough. You all know very well Bitchy McLady is my mother.

Also, OBVIOUSLY TwoBuy is the de facto ruler of this arid wasteland of forum posting.