God, Allah, Buddah, Superman? - not meant to offend anybody

Crusty · Post by **Crusty** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 11:35 pm

Jesus is god, right?

Superman is jesus.

And buddha is pacifist.

So i figure allah blows himself up and then superman and god tag team buddha.

GreenCrayon · Post by **GreenCrayon** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 7:53 am

Crusty wrote:Jesus is god, right?

No.

Crusty wrote:Superman is jesus.

Also wrong.

Crusty wrote:And buddha is pacifist.

So i figure allah blows himself up and then superman and god tag team buddha.

You only get partial credit. The correct answer was:

Moose.

If only because I haven't been random enough lately.

Steffles · Post by **Steffles** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 5:12 pm

Crusty wrote:Jesus is god, right?

Superman is jesus.

And buddha is pacifist.

So i figure allah blows himself up and then superman and god tag team buddha.

Jesus is god's son.

Superman is Clark Kent.

Buddah is pacifist.

Alla prolly just blows himself, then superman and god, and jesus mud wrestle. How's my grade lookin Mr. Crayon?

GreenCrayon · Post by **GreenCrayon** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 5:22 pm

Steffles wrote:How's my grade lookin Mr. Crayon?

You're getting a solid A-, partly because of the mud wrestling.

But keep that "Superman is Clark Kent" stuff under your hat; not everyone knows.

we_are_138 · Post by **we_are_138** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 5:57 pm

GreenCrayon wrote: But keep that "Superman is Clark Kent" stuff under your hat; not everyone knows.

Son of a bitch, I have a phone call to make...

Crusty · Post by **Crusty** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:12 pm

No, Jesus is part of the holy trinity, which is technically god.

Jesus is superman.

They both are all-powerful

They both were resurrected

They both had secret identities, and both were other-worldly.

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:56 pm

Crusty wrote:No, Jesus is part of the holy trinity, which is technically god.

Jesus is superman.

They both are all-powerful

They both were resurrected

They both had secret identities, and both were other-worldly.

Awesome! So if I have three things in common with someone else, that mean's I get to be them. OK:

Brad Penney and TwoBuy are both male, both live on Earth, and both were not dead in 2005. Thus I must also have millions of dollars from pitching in MLB and (more importantly) be nailing Alyssa Milano.

Crusty · Post by **Crusty** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 12:47 am

SERIOUSLY? can I have your autograph or something?

Nobody ever told me that sarcasm wasn't a good come back to sarcasm.

Crusty · Post by **Crusty** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 10:46 pm

I really killed this thread. With style!

Steffles · Post by **Steffles** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 11:54 pm

Crusty wrote:I really killed this thread. With style!

its okay, your my best friend now, I thought I was the only one who could kill a thread like this!

Crusty · Post by **Crusty** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 12:20 am

I don't know if I should be insulted or complimented... but cool! Lets go to the fair! and eat cotton candy! and go on the merry go round!

Steffles · Post by **Steffles** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 2:43 am

Crusty wrote:I don't know if I should be insulted or complimented... but cool! Lets go to the fair! and eat cotton candy! and go on the merry go round!

Complimented!! You went out with style!

but I only like pink cotton candy, and Can I push cause the merry go round makes me dizzy.

Simon. · Post by **Simon.** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 7:03 am

Steffles wrote:
Crusty wrote:Lets go to the fair! and eat cotton candy! and go on the merry go round!
but I only like pink cotton candy, and Can I push cause the merry go round makes me dizzy.

Woah, HawHaw, this guy's making a move on Steffles! I'd be careful there man. You never know, I hear forum based romances are quite common these days, isn't that right, my love.

Crusty · Post by **Crusty** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 7:15 pm

I would never! I mean, he is hawaw*. Besides, if i was, hawhaw would misteriously disappear one night. Months, nay, years later, his body would turn up in the bottom of a pond, cut into 2" cubes, each placed in its own zip loc bag. These bags themselves would be put into a treasure chest, with spontaneous, flirty, pink letters painted on it that read: "He Hawhaws No More."

And I already bought the knife for it.

*Tucker's mom

ruotwocone · Post by **ruotwocone** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 7:18 pm

Crusty wrote:And I already bought the knife for it.

that's not a knife, THIS is a knife.