God, Allah, Buddah, Superman? - not meant to offend anybody

[Guest]

Ok if ur easly offended then i have no idea why ur reading SMBC and you shuld stop reading this post here

so if these 3 were to have a fight who do you think would win?
My money's on allah seeing as he is the misterious character here.
why u ask well everybody know's gods probly some old dude in white robes with long white hair and a big white beard while buddah is a big fat orange dude but allah is the unknown and well u all know superman.

[Adi5]

ok sorry for double posting but thats me i just forgot to login

[PsychicBacon]

Superman, some people would argue that the whole gang of gods could magically make kryptonite but those people are lying scuzzbags.

[wolf]

Hmmmm... so this is one of those "My imaginary friend can beat up your imaginary friend" things, eh? Hmmm... When it came to religious matters I made my decision a long time ago, I chose pot. But I'm going with God. I know more about God and he/she seems like the type of deity that would kill if it came to it.

[Adi5]

I don't know about that God's son is jesus but he still let him suffer so he wouldn't have to get involved cos its like god looked like a pussy right there

while with allah jesus just works for him and he didn't care enough to get involved he was up in denet getin his pimpin on

[Flagnut]

Old-Testament God would win, he was the one with the plagues, the floods, the fire, and all that fun stuff.
...
Or the Flying Speghetti Monster

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[Sheriff Dani]

It would please me to no end if you at least made an attempt to even loosely follow some grammar rules. Such as: punctuation, spelling out word's like "you're", and punctuation.

Thanks.

[PsychicBacon]

Hey we got some law in these here parts of the forum. Now you have to have a frenzied shoot out with Adi5, Sheriff.

[Sheriff Dani]

Haha! I'd rather we just skip the shootout and move on the the part where this turns out to be a mighty fine shindig. There doesn't need to be any bloodshed; just use your common sense, folks.

[AlligatorJack]

The real question is, if every god immacualy concepted (Webster's here i come!) three different monkies, then when those monkies were captured by slave traders and forced to fight with knives, who would be the last monkey standing after a three-way half-breed child of a god monkey knife fight?

[PsychicBacon]

Well when you phrase it that way. Buddah. He knows how to treat a monkey right.

[Sheriff Dani]

I'm pretty sure Bhudda would be a pacifist.

[PsychicBacon]

Oh sure, he himself is a pacifist. But the monkeys he has given birth to and trained to kill for some reason they would surely be the most proficient.

[Snakesonaplane]

imagine the tricks he could pull with the reincarnation though...
You kill the monkey and it comes back as a lion,
Kill the lion and it comes back as a tank,
And so on and so on until....
You kill the 8 headed shapeless beast of indescribeable terror (somehow)

I dont have time to figure out what comes next. But yeah, it would probably have telekinesis

[GreenCrayon]

Kill the lion and it comes back as a tank

Wow, I had no idea reincarnation included tanks. I am totally signing up to be a tank in the next life.

One of those autonomous, completely hermetically sealed tanks, though. I'm not having dozens of soldiers climbing in and out of me.