God, Allah, Buddah, Superman? - not meant to offend anybody
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God, Allah, Buddah, Superman? - not meant to offend anybody
Ok if ur easly offended then i have no idea why ur reading SMBC and you shuld stop reading this post here
so if these 3 were to have a fight who do you think would win?
My money's on allah seeing as he is the misterious character here.
why u ask well everybody know's gods probly some old dude in white robes with long white hair and a big white beard while buddah is a big fat orange dude but allah is the unknown and well u all know superman.
so if these 3 were to have a fight who do you think would win?
My money's on allah seeing as he is the misterious character here.
why u ask well everybody know's gods probly some old dude in white robes with long white hair and a big white beard while buddah is a big fat orange dude but allah is the unknown and well u all know superman.
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Hmmmm... so this is one of those "My imaginary friend can beat up your imaginary friend" things, eh? Hmmm... When it came to religious matters I made my decision a long time ago, I chose pot. But I'm going with God. I know more about God and he/she seems like the type of deity that would kill if it came to it.
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I don't know about that God's son is jesus but he still let him suffer so he wouldn't have to get involved cos its like god looked like a pussy right there
while with allah jesus just works for him and he didn't care enough to get involved he was up in denet getin his pimpin on
while with allah jesus just works for him and he didn't care enough to get involved he was up in denet getin his pimpin on
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Old-Testament God would win, he was the one with the plagues, the floods, the fire, and all that fun stuff.
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Or the Flying Speghetti Monster
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Or the Flying Speghetti Monster
http://www.venganza.org/
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Oh God, my eyes.
It would please me to no end if you at least made an attempt to even loosely follow some grammar rules. Such as: punctuation, spelling out word's like "you're", and punctuation.
Thanks.
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imagine the tricks he could pull with the reincarnation though...
You kill the monkey and it comes back as a lion,
Kill the lion and it comes back as a tank,
And so on and so on until....
You kill the 8 headed shapeless beast of indescribeable terror (somehow)
I dont have time to figure out what comes next. But yeah, it would probably have telekinesis
You kill the monkey and it comes back as a lion,
Kill the lion and it comes back as a tank,
And so on and so on until....
You kill the 8 headed shapeless beast of indescribeable terror (somehow)
I dont have time to figure out what comes next. But yeah, it would probably have telekinesis
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Wow, I had no idea reincarnation included tanks. I am totally signing up to be a tank in the next life.Snakesonaplane wrote:Kill the lion and it comes back as a tank
One of those autonomous, completely hermetically sealed tanks, though. I'm not having dozens of soldiers climbing in and out of me.
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