God, Allah, Buddah, Superman? - not meant to offend anybody

Snakesonaplane · Post by **Snakesonaplane** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 10:21 am

GreenCrayon wrote:I'm not having dozens of soldiers climbing in and out of me again

fix'd
But yeah seriously, where did you think tanks came from? A stork?

Post by **Sheriff Dani** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 4:37 pm

HAHAHAHA this is the best topic ever.

PsychicBacon · Post by **PsychicBacon** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 10:49 pm

Hold on a second, tanks don't come from storks? I always assumed they came from some kind of gigantic stork bred for the purpose of carrying tanks.

Snakesonaplane · Post by **Snakesonaplane** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 4:26 am

Sorry man. I should've waited for your mother to tell you.
Look on the bright side though, aircraft carrier-storks and santa are definitely real

PsychicBacon · Post by **PsychicBacon** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 4:56 am

Oh thank god, for a minute I lost my faith in reality.

flamingkinkos · Post by **flamingkinkos** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 5:13 am

Santa exists, but they don't tell you everything.
For every 10 presents he gives, he kidnaps a child. Though it's always one of those annoying children that no one will miss anyway.

staffs · Post by **staffs** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 5:23 am

really? wow, of course! now that polar express movie makes total sense.

GreenCrayon · Post by **GreenCrayon** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:52 am

staffs wrote:really? wow, of course! now that polar express movie makes total sense.

Yet, that Coca Cola advert where Santa pointedly does not kidnap any children is revealed as the corporate lie it is.

Snakesonaplane · Post by **Snakesonaplane** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 9:51 am

"Whoa whoa whoa, so where do the reindeer fit in?"

"The reindeer watch"

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PsychicBacon · Post by **PsychicBacon** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 11:13 pm

Of course he kidnaps kids, who else would make all those toys? Elves? Get real.

Snakesonaplane · Post by **Snakesonaplane** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 12:00 am

Oh that reminded me of that urban myth comic where santa is taking a crap in that girls stocking
"Because sometimes a lump of coal just isn't enough"

kinkymagic · Post by **kinkymagic** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 11:39 pm

Once Santa got me a lump of coal. I threw it at my step-fathers groin. Happy Days.

singtralala · Post by **singtralala** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 1:50 am

Anonymous wrote:Ok if ur easly offended then i have no idea why ur reading SMBC and you shuld stop reading this post here

so if these 3 were to have a fight who do you think would win?
My money's on allah seeing as he is the misterious character here.
why u ask well everybody know's gods probly some old dude in white robes with long white hair and a big white beard while buddah is a big fat orange dude but allah is the unknown and well u all know superman.

i wouldn't wanna hit an old guy in a robe, so that leaves superman and allah out of the contest

but that's just me

and i would smack munchkins pretty much randomly (a friend of mine does it and she's not that fucked up.... well, she's actually fucked up but i haven't seen her fi a couple months now, she must be really fucked up by now)

singtralala · Post by **singtralala** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 1:57 am

flamingkinkos wrote:Santa exists, but they don't tell you everything.
For every 10 presents he gives, he kidnaps a child. Though it's always one of those annoying children that no one will miss anyway.

i can't believe i actually laugh this much at this kind of remark where children don't have a good time

...i hate children

please god (if there's such thing as god or whatever), don't let me have offspring!!!!

Snakesonaplane · Post by **Snakesonaplane** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 9:18 am

singtralala wrote:...i hate children

please god (if there's such thing as god or whatever), don't let me have offspring!!!!

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