God, Allah, Buddah, Superman? - not meant to offend anybody

Smon · Post by **Smon** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 9:01 am

...I think Allah because I'm going with the Super Best Friends powers:

Christianity:able to perform "miracles" and an able carpenter.
Buddhism:has the power of invisibility
Islam:with the power of fire

Buddha is nonviolent, and omnipotence + Bad Superman = Kryptonite.

So that leaves Allah and God, god is cool but some of his judgements seem sorta... well, drunk. IE:Joab, he freakin' killed this guy's family, destroyed his crops, and cursed him JUST TO SETTLE A BET WITH SATAN.

Allah seems more... cool-headed. He'd SO win.

singtralala · Post by **singtralala** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 11:29 am

i think vishnu could kick anyone's ass any day of the week

god is also a good contender cuz he has all his followers completely confused (christians, catholic, mormons, witnesses)

Smon · Post by **Smon** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 1:31 pm

singtralala wrote:i think vishnu could kick anyone's ass any day of the week

god is also a good contender cuz he has all his followers completely confused (christians, catholic, mormons, witnesses)

Well if Vishnu was an option, its like "DUH!!!" Vishnu kicks all ASS. Except for Mecha-Shiva's. Anyway, that is exactly why I think God loses. Even his FOLLOWERS can't agree with each other, its like he said "I'm gonna make a religion!" and then he screwed up somewhere along the way.

GreenCrayon · Post by **GreenCrayon** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 10:17 am

Smon wrote:its like he said "I'm gonna make a religion!" and then he screwed up somewhere along the way.

I think you're mistaken in thinking God said that. He seldom uses contractions.

singtralala · Post by **singtralala** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 10:22 am

GreenCrayon wrote:
Smon wrote:its like he said "I'm gonna make a religion!" and then he screwed up somewhere along the way.
I think you're mistaken in thinking God said that. He seldom uses contractions.

and he also speaks in the third person of the plural... backwards

GreenCrayon · Post by **GreenCrayon** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 10:26 am

singtralala wrote:
GreenCrayon wrote:
Smon wrote:its like he said "I'm gonna make a religion!" and then he screwed up somewhere along the way.
I think you're mistaken in thinking God said that. He seldom uses contractions.
and he also speaks in the third person of the plural... backwards

IN SPACE.

Snakesonaplane · Post by **Snakesonaplane** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 5:34 am

GreenCrayon wrote:
singtralala wrote:
GreenCrayon wrote: I think you're mistaken in thinking God said that. He seldom uses contractions.
and he also speaks in the third person of the plural... backwards
IN SPACE.

ON A PLANE

Smon · Post by **Smon** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 7:59 am

Snakesonaplane wrote:
GreenCrayon wrote:
singtralala wrote: and he also speaks in the third person of the plural... backwards
IN SPACE.
ON A PLANE

AS A NINJA.

Snakesonaplane · Post by **Snakesonaplane** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 8:44 pm

Smon wrote:
Snakesonaplane wrote:
GreenCrayon wrote: IN SPACE.
ON A PLANE
AS A NINJA.

I DON'T KNOW WHY EVERYONE IS YELLING

wolf · Post by **wolf** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 5:09 am

[quote="Snakesonaplane
I DON'T KNOW WHY EVERYONE IS YELLING[/quote]

Because all the cool kids are doing it. By the way, ninja back words talking space God on a plane sounds wicked! I think I'm going to have to rethink this whole religion thing.

singtralala · Post by **singtralala** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 10:46 am

wolf wrote:[quote="Snakesonaplane
I DON'T KNOW WHY EVERYONE IS YELLING

Because all the cool kids are doing it. By the way, ninja back words talking space God on a plane sounds wicked! I think I'm going to have to rethink this whole religion thing.[/quote]

if you're christian and you know it smack a child
if you're christian and you know it smack a child
if you're christian and you know it, if you're christian and you know it, if you're christian and you know it smack a child

TheyMightBeJason · Post by **TheyMightBeJason** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:45 pm

If you're just trying to worship the coolest object you can think of, picture just like, a HUGE snake. With golden arms made of sunlight and gold. With IMPECCABLY manicured nails! Also, he's wearing sunglasses. Not like, cheap 7-11 sunglasses, but NICE sunglasses from that store in the mall that sells sunglasses for like at least $200 a pair. Also, he's probably riding a motorcyclye most of the time, and wears a leather jacket. His legs are pure silver(They were gold first, but then he made them silver, so that when he kicks the ass of any other powerful thing, [like werewolves & vampires] that thing explodes or something). He has a big, Highlander-style Claymore strapped to his back, and he wears big mad max-style shoulderpads, because he has no shoulders but thinks that impressive shoulders are important and he's right.

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 8:20 pm

TheyMightBeJason wrote:If you're just trying to worship the coolest object you can think of, picture just like, a HUGE snake. With golden arms made of sunlight and gold. With IMPECCABLY manicured nails! Also, he's wearing sunglasses. Not like, cheap 7-11 sunglasses, but NICE sunglasses from that store in the mall that sells sunglasses for like at least $200 a pair. Also, he's probably riding a motorcyclye most of the time, and wears a leather jacket. His legs are pure silver(They were gold first, but then he made them silver, so that when he kicks the ass of any other powerful thing, [like werewolves & vampires] that thing explodes or something). He has a big, Highlander-style Claymore strapped to his back, and he wears big mad max-style shoulderpads, because he has no shoulders but thinks that impressive shoulders are important and he's right.

Oh, and has a chain-belt like Norman from Mighty Max, and Wonder-Woman style bullet-proof wrist bands made of gold from the harps of 1,000 angles.

we_are_138 · Post by **we_are_138** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 10:26 pm

I just picture Trogdor...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 10:49 pm

we_are_138 wrote:I just picture Trogdor...

With harp bracelets. And an eye patch.