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The Emperor's New School????

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Anyone see that crap on the Disney Channel? They completely ruin the Emperor's New Groove which was one of the best Disney Movies ever!

This show has a fake sounding David Spade voice and he completely kills Kuzko's voice from the movies. And not only that but he is now going to school and the evil lady is the principal. Almost the whole show is not funny at all(Besides Kronk), and they are just killing the movie like they killed Lilo and Stitch with the animated series on the same Disney Channel. I HATE DISNEY! I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL WALT DISNEY!!!!

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he right!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This Paul guy right Disney is destroying their greatest cartoon. As a simple gravedigger whose life revolve around digging grave and watching cable i steal from a day care i no what I talking about. I know what you may said just turn the cable well i can't because it stuck on the Disney channel so I have to watch what they do to some of the greatest charter like snitch or kronk they rock!!!!, but because so fool want to make money there force to suppress there murderous rage and play with kids why would you let criminal play with kids!!!!!!! I forgot what I was talking about :(

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nick316 wrote: why would you let criminals play with kids!!!!!!!
Thats so true. Stitch is a criminal but they just let him go to be with Lilo. Did you play the Stitch video game? You kill, like, hundreds of people. You decentegrate them into nothingness. STITCH MURDERS PEOPLE! But they just let him free!

As an ex con they would never let ME play with kids*
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nick316 wrote:I forgot what I was talking about :(
My theory is you forgot before you even began typing.
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Simon. wrote:My theory is you forgot before you even began typing.
Cruel, but ultimately fair.
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GreenCrayon wrote:
Simon. wrote:My theory is you forgot before you even began typing.
Cruel, but ultimately fair.
I say we maim him :x

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nick316 wrote:This Paul guy right Disney is destroying their greatest cartoon. As a simple gravedigger whose life revolve around digging grave and watching cable i steal from a day care i no what I talking about. I know what you may said just turn the cable well i can't because it stuck on the Disney channel so I have to watch what they do to some of the greatest charter like snitch or kronk they rock!!!!, but because so fool want to make money there force to suppress there murderous rage and play with kids why would you let criminal play with kids!!!!!!! I forgot what I was talking about :(
okay, i don't want to sound like an ass or anything... wait, what the hell am i thinking? of course im trying to be an ass.. anyway, i only understood about... none of that entire comment. i think that nick316 had a 7 word streak that made sense, but quickly killed it with the words "digging grave".

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nick316 wrote:This hawhaw1267 guy is right, Disney is destroying their greatest cartoon. As a simple gravedigger -- whose life revolves around digging graves and watching cable I steal from a day care -- I know what I'm talking about. I know what you may be thinking, just turn the cable channel over. Well I can't because it's stuck on the Disney channel. As such I have to watch the terrible injustices they perform upon some of the greatest characters, like Snitch, and Kronk. These characters -- before Disney's reinterpretation of their entire dynamic -- were classic, yet original, and gave meaning to my unrewarding career as an Earth Transportation Specialist. Often, I would think to myself just how much these characters rocked, but because some fool wants to make money, these characters are forced to suppress their murderous rage and play with kids. Why would you let criminals play with kids?! Sorry, I forgot what I was talking about. :(
We're all being a bit harsh on nick316 here, so I've edited his post as best I can so it's a little easier to read. He's got some good points in there.
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That was what I got out of it too. Though I'd probably put Lilo & ENG at the back of modern Disney cartoons (say 1990 onward). Better than Atlantis and Treasure Planet, but not very good. Though ENG did have a couple of good people-getting-hit-with-stuff moments that made me chuckle.

My guess is that this was an English-Second-Language post or one done in a big, big hurry.
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TwoBuy wrote:My guess is that this was an English-Second-Language post or one done in a big, big hurry.
Could've also been someone on the younger side of things. Given the subject matter, it's not too unlikely. However, it makes me doubt his alleged occupation*.

* Aw, man... grave digging preschoolers... that would have been way funnier as a guest comic...
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GreenCrayon wrote:We're all being a bit harsh on nick316 here, so I've edited his post as best I can so it's a little easier to read. He's got some good points in there.
Good job GreenCrayon. That was closer than I could have gotten to it :?
TwoBuy wrote:My guess is that this was an English-Second-Language post or one done in a big, big hurry.
Or maybe he was in a big big hurry with English as a second language with dogs gnawing his toes off. :D

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I've not been a fan of Disney at all since Mulan. Now that was a good film. Women dressing as men, just my kind of thing.
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GreenCrayon wrote:Aw, man... grave digging preschoolers... that would have been way funnier as a guest comic...
HAHAHAHAHHA, Not too late, not too late!

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Jesster wrote:Women dressing as men, just my kind of thing.
Wow! Nice to see other people on this forum that is into that kind of kinky thing. :wink:

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TwoBuy wrote:
GreenCrayon wrote:Aw, man... grave digging preschoolers... that would have been way funnier as a guest comic...
HAHAHAHAHHA, Not too late, not too late!

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