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More on topic, i don't really know about gift ideas, since i'm not materialistic enough to actually make gifts*, but i'd advise for you to ask and/or mention to your loved one (like the person that you form a couple with; for best results) that you "want a photo of him/her"/"will send a photo of him/her" to santa in an enveloppe saying "what i want for christmas". Usually, sweet-Christmas-monkey sex is given after that.***

There i go, sounding all geeky and "you'llnevergetagirlfriendwiththatattitudesir" again.



*Except to some people**.
**Wich usually regret it madly.
***In Christmas time anyway.
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cheez.wiz wrote:More on topic, i don't really know about gift ideas, since i'm not materialistic enough to actually make gifts*, but i'd advise for you to ask and/or mention to your loved one (like the person that you form a couple with; for best results) that you "want a photo of him/her"/"will send a photo of him/her" to santa in an enveloppe saying "what i want for christmas". Usually, sweet-Christmas-monkey sex is given after that.***

There i go, sounding all geeky and "you'llnevergetagirlfriendwiththatattitudesir" again.



*Except to some people**.
**Wich usually regret it madly.
***In Christmas time anyway.
I think a great gift would be to dress exactly like this person for one day while hanging out with them (coof if it's a friend, not cool if it's your mom).

It'd be funny. Especially if they're weird looking.
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The best gift anyone could ever get me is not mentioning Christmas until it's December, or late November at the earliest.
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Looks like none of us have given you the right gift this year.

Guess i'll just post a conforting image near C*****mas.
Or maybe i won't bother. Who knows?
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GreenCrayon wrote:The best gift anyone could ever get me is not mentioning Christmas until it's December, or late November at the earliest.
Too bad Consumerism Christmas starts in October.
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Halloween used to be halloween, and santa wasn't poking his fat ass into it! Thanksgiving used to be thanksgiving! You'd eat, get drunk, pass out, and no one would wake you up in the morning and say "Let's go shopping!"
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If Presidents birthdays made people spend money then we'd still have separate holidays for Lincoln and Washington's birthdays. None of this presidents day crap.

We don't care about Christmas, we care about it's profit margins.


Jack Skelington had the right idea.
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christmas is not about the profit, its about the one time of year where you can feel good about yourself by buying gifts for all of the family members you treated like crap the rest of the year. you're just jealous cuz geewjs don't celebrate christmas

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I suppose you'd need to celebrate christmas to know enough to give a damn.

I think I'll stick with New Years, with an emphasis on 4th of July. It's independence day, after all.
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I'm a geewj, and I say enough is enough! *Tosses Star of David shuriken at everyone*
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mountainmage wrote:*Tosses Star of David shuriken at everyone*
AWESOME! My mom would never buy me one of those growing up. On a related note, I've been VERY tempted to buy everyone in my family Dreidels this year for Christmas.
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Having just wikipedia'd what that is, I give you permission to distribute them as presents! Totally no-one will think you are a cheapskate at all.
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you also get to wear cool hats!
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mountainmage wrote:you also get to wear cool hats!
Yup
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