Admin Idol Poll

[we_are_138]

See, now I thought better of you we_are. When people described you as TwoBuy's fleshy hand-puppet? I told 'em where to go*. Now, I'm wishing I hadn't got into that bar-brawl that cost me three teeth. Three teeth for you, we_are. Three.

* First right, after the corner.

...Im a bastard.. Now I dont know what to do... Three teeth, TwoBuy, three teeth.

[GreenCrayon]

Hmmm, I'm still on the fence. I haven't seen anything that is targeted at my demographic.

Um... okay.

I have dozens of female friends, which includes lesbians and bisexuals. TwoBuy only has dozens of jokes about females, which include laughs at the expense of "dykes" as he calls them.

On a dark night, because of my long hair, I can be mistaken for a woman. TwoBuy can only be mistaken for a mountain goat, dark night or no.

Also, I... really... want your vote? Does that count?

[TwoBuy]

I keep my peeps' options open. For shizzle yo.*

*I should be commanding the minority vote after that post.

See, I support minorities!

I've always maintained that when I was little I was abandoned by wolves and raised by a pack of hippies*. They tought me to love minorities so much I had a gay man as a bridesmaid in my wedding. Also, that's gotta make me part-wolf or something. Oh and I helped run a successful campaign for a female senetor. So I obviously don't have problems with women's rights.

we_are, you can be my Secretary of Commedy, and Speaker of the Forum.

wolf, you can be Ambassador to the Peeps, and Commander-in-Chief of Keepin' it Real.

Crayon, if you give up now I have a lucrative offer: Prince of Engaged Portable Toilets. Think it over.

*Honestly, I've been saying that for years.

TwoBuy can only be mistaken for a mountain goat, dark night or no.

Hey, I can be mistaken for a woman! So long as it's Sinead O'Connor... and from the back.

[we_are_138]

we_are, you can be my Secretary of Comedy, and Speaker of the Forum

Lets hear what The crayon has to say, Im a power hungry tag-along. I dont belive Im a minority, beside the fact that Im caucasian.

[TwoBuy]

I dont belive Im a minority, beside the fact that Im caucasian.

Yeah, I think in California that qualifies.

[wolf]

wolf, you can be Ambassador to the Peeps, and Commander-in-Chief of Keepin' it Real.

Wow, you're on the ball! I never even said that my vote could be bought yet you seem to know. I'm leaning towards TwoBuy.

[we_are_138]

I dont belive Im a minority, beside the fact that Im caucasian.

Yeah, I think in California that qualifies.

Yet I dont get any Minority "support" By way of college and whatnot, what gives?

[GreenCrayon]

Lets hear what The crayon has to say, Im a power hungry tag-along.

I'd be happy to assign you as my Grand High Kicker of Asses, as well as an honourary position as Tester of Cute Girls. My suggested nickname would be Bo'sun, as you'll have a position of absolute power and control under my harsh leadership. When my man we_are says someone's cool, I'm happy to listen; we all know you've got the best judge of character around here. When you think arbitrarily cruel rules would be funny? That's in too.

Wolf, I think I should offer you the position of Barbarian of the Northern Lands, which will be entirely under your jurisdiction. You may also have an honourary position as Tester of Cute Girls. Your primary responsibilities will include keeping the letter "u" in "colour"; we've got to stick together on that one. You'll also be able to dictate the new decoration schemes around here; TwoBuy's choice of drapes was less than inspired, and I'm confident you can do a better job. You don't need a nickname; "Wolf" says it all so well already.

Crayon, if you give up now I have a lucrative offer: Prince of Engaged Portable Toilets. Think it over.

You're sounding desperate, old man. Time for some new blood around here.

[we_are_138]

Kicker of ass and tester of cute chicks sound pretty sweet.

[GreenCrayon]

I'm leaning towards TwoBuy.

Did I mention part of your assigned equipment includes a solid-looking gun, and you get to patrol our gardens of different varieties of, eh hem, herbs?

[wolf]

Wolf, I think I should offer you the position of Barbarian of the Northern Lands, which will be entirely under your jurisdiction. You may also have an honourary position as Tester of Cute Girls.
Did I mention part of your assigned equipment includes a solid-looking gun, and you get to patrol our gardens of different varieties of, eh hem, herbs?

Did I say TwoBuy? I meant GreenCrayon. Yup, GreenCrayon. ... I rather like using the letter "u" in words. Without it they look funny. Silly Americans and their misspelling of words

[we_are_138]

You Meaun "Wourds"

[hawhaw1267]

Wow, this is all so funny.

I still have no idea who to vote for. I was thinking about voting for TwoBuy until I searched the forums and saw this quote from TwoBuy in a thread made long before I came here.*

You know what would suck? Is if somebody joined this forum with the name of hawhaw1267. I think it would be stupid and when Zack creates a thread to place all his STUPID threads in, I will be ruler of that thread and I will toss water in his face that I coughed in. HAWHAW THAT BITCH!

You just lost my vote, TwoBuy!
*No use searching for this quote, you'll just waste your time because I deleted the thread...with my mind

[TwoBuy]

Well, I'm hearin lots of GreenCrayon support talk, but not a lot of votie action. So I've decided to offer all of you swing voters an incentive. The day before this poll closes, I will post the reward that you win if I win the election. Until then Crayon can post all the TwoBuy promoting slander he wants.

I'll leave you with this thought for now. If elected, I promise to be forward about the many, many times I'll be screwing you all over. And, in the end, isn't that the best we can all hope for?

[GreenCrayon]

The day before this poll closes, I will post the reward that you win if I win the election.

I dunno... sounds like vaporware to me.

If it's not, do I still get to benefit from this reward if I should fail in saving these goods people from you?