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Can I be Lord of Britonia? Or at least Scotland.

Jesster wrote:Can I be Lord of Britonia? Or at least Scotland.

Hey, it's the least I can do for the first to support my cause. You can have the whole landmass and all the itty-bitty islands off the mainland, except the Isle of Wight, which I want to keep for weekend getaways.

Hey, I want land too! Somewhere cold to raise my eskimo hookers.

Society wrote:Hey, I want land too! Somewhere cold to raise my eskimo hookers.

Sure. If you vote for me, you can raise all the hookers you want in my basement. It's always freezing down there. Even in summer. Also, I never use my right-side crisper drawer. So if you chop 'em up small enough you can have some fridge space too.

I'm also looking for some real estate, but don't worry, mine won't cost you too much. All I want is a spot that opens out onto the ocean, so I can park my pirate ships, (A dock would be helpful as well) and a lot of fresh brains - none of that freeze dried crap - For my zombie peeps.

since i don't feel like going to braeton to claim any titles and land, etc. I'll vote for my clone, but only so that i can put a mask on him and hide him in a dungeon and then rule in his stead with none of you the wiser like in that awful movie.

This debate is pointless.

Clearly GreenCrayon is the de facto ruler of The Outlands.

hmm... Zombie Pirates eh. Well, how about all of North Carolina? That seems like a small enough port. Plus I hate everyone there, probably because they like basketball so much, so I don't mind if they get zombied. Also, it's not on the Pacific so you won't have to worry about ninjas.

wiztoast wrote:Clearly GreenCrayon is the de facto ruler of The Outlands.

Oh, now you're just stirring.

Alright, i have decided how i'm going to pick who to vote for. Whichever candidate answers the following question ccorrectly will win. if both of them answer wrong then i'm oving to the moon where no one can ever find me and voting for Nader, but if both get it correct then i'm just going to flip a coin. The question is...

Who would win in a fight... a ninja or a pirate?*

TwoBuy and GreenCrayon both send me a message with your answer. GreenCrayon should also send either the word "heads" or "tails" for the tie breaker.

tucker wrote:Who would win in a fight... a ninja or a pirate?*

Hardly a difficult question. We have a comic strip doing that exact story. Or did you know that already. Because I'm sure those two do. Should I link the Comic, or name it for use with the ol' Google? Yes? No? For it would give the answer. Yes, yes it would.

Besides, TwoBuy already knows it, he linked it not too long ago. DrMcNinja?

Jeez Tucker, I'm ashamed, DrMcNinja goes and answers so many questions in life, asking nothing in return, and then you go about and ask a question based on it! It must feel so used.

Simon. wrote:

tucker wrote:Who would win in a fight... a ninja or a pirate?*

Jeez Tucker, I'm ashamed,

FINE ass here's the new question since some people seem to be "ashamed" of my first question?

Who would win in a fight... a ninja, a pirate, or me (that's tucker for you simple folk)?

Well. I'm the admin. Someone be my deputy, I'm bored as geek is chic right now.


Where did I pick that phrase up? I don't even have Sky TV.

your_face wrote:Someone be my deputy

You should really nominate a few candidates for that position.

But, if you won't, I nominate ruotwocone, Simon. and we_are_138.

I think you'll find my short-list original and daring. Though, I did miss someone out.

Ahh. The last picture made me giggle like a four years old girl.
I nominate Simon. purely because he's australian and therefore a minority.