The Bi-Monthly Porn Awards! NSFW, DBTK, WOFFBI, ETC.

[your_face]

I decided to make this because, hell, I'm moderator of these parts and there's rarely any conversation. This should make for the lulz.

Basically, you nominate the weirdest, funniest, most OUTRAGEOUS 2HOT4TV porn, and then I'll post a poll where people can decide their favourites.

If possible, please link to a video. If not, just write down what happened. Videos will most likely win.

Feel free to say your friends linked you to it, you found it in your history folder after your son had been on, it was a pop-up, whatever. We all watch porn at some point, whether its for lulz or for a good old wank.

SO, to recap:

Every 2 weeks, there will be a Porn Duel poll, where the Internet's oddest porn will duke it out to see which is KING OF PORN!

[your_face]

To keep things clean (roflhammer.) around here, I'm keeping my initial nominations seperate from the opening gambit. Note the "funny" names I've given them.

I nominate:

Teddy Bear's Dick-nic, where Smokey the Bear becomes SMOKIN' HOT the Corpse.

and also

Slammed Before Time XVIII: Dino Humping, where furry takes on a new edge.

props to efukt and pornotube, respectively.

[epoch]

I have no video, and it would honestly take too long to describe it in anyway that gives it justice.

but look for a movie(google) called " Bella Loves Jenna".



you won't regret it.

[mountainmage]

well now we see who are our chronic masturbaters on the forum

[your_face]

That shit might fly in the synagogue, MountainJew, but out here in the vast wilderness of the internets you are being far too Jewish for your own good.

Also: Punctuation, capitalisation, syntax, et cetera.

Also Also: Who watches dinosaur porn and gets off on it? Not me. Except on Dino Porn Tuesdays.

[mountainmage]

um...what? i don't remember putting any *phlegm sound*s in my typing. also, i have never been to a synagogue in my life, so fuck off.

edit: its spelled capitalization, dumb ass.

[Refridgeron]

edit: its spelled capitalization, dumb ass.

Not in England it's not. You know; the home of the English language.

[your_face]

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING TEXTS CONTAINS SPOILERS.
EXAMPLE: HOLY SHIT, AMERICA ISN'T THE ONLY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD?

Synagogue/Jew/Stuff/Words. It's an encyclopedia dramatica thing. Calm down, baby, have a piece of cheese. I've never been to a synagogue either. They haven't been invented in my part of rural England.

It was more of a MountainMage-> MountainDew-> MountainJew thing, anyway.

We English types spell words like "colour", "honour", "centre", "courgette" and "civilisation" the way they were meant to be spelled.

I love the way that we English only created our language as a concoction of the various languages of countries that have invaded us.

P.S. BACK TO PORN!

[mountainmage]

ok. i flew off the handle a little. the original post was just a joke btw >_>

[ZachWeiner]

Guys, I'm seriously considering locking this. We can't have this sort of thing on the forum.

I mean, there are eight posts here, and only one with porno. What the hell.

[your_face]

TWO. TWO PORN POSTS.

Although epoch doesn't link to it.

[epoch]

TWO. TWO PORN POSTS.

Although epoch doesn't link to it.

nice to be noticed.

[TwoBuy]

The Dino one was pretty weird, but we already knew furries were a little off. Jenna's vid won a "best picture" AVN award in 2005, so supporting it would be conforming to "the man". I'm going to make the winner so far the bear one cause that's just fucked up. I want to show it to my vegan friends, but they are all female and might get the wrong idea*.


*I rather do it on an Elk.

[TwoBuy]

I'm so unsatisfied that this died, but at the same time I can't stop laughing because I saw this as a giant cover up of you guys just trying to share your hidden sexual wants. I watched this one once, and there was some crazy asians and one was in a wheel chair and one of them took the others hostage. Golly I can't remember where I got the link from.

I'll look for it.

Moral: Story line porn is probably the most amusing porn.

You died!
You're a giant cover up!
You're some crazy asians!
You're a story line!

Take your pick.